All my favorite Weezer quotes:

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
-No One Else

Please don't believe her she says that for anyone
-No One Else

The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared
And in your place an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face
-The World has Turned and Left me Here

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
-Buddy Holly

Watch me unravel
I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor,
I've come undone
-Undone

I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
-Say it ain?t so

You can't resist her
She's in your bones
She is your marrow
-Only in Dreams

You know this is breakin' me up
You think that I'm some kind of freak
-Getchoo

nobody knows me like her
nobody knows her like me
we're all we've got and we don't want to be alone.
-No Other One

Why bother?
it's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
-Why bother

I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
-El Scorcho

I've got a number of irrational fears
That I'd like to share with you
-Falling for You