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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder funny

ooo, I know this! They threw meat on the engine of their car while they drove around, vegitables were tied to the tires, but if you wanted them steamed you had to dangle them in the exhaust

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toxicgirlOG 2003

AND that explains why in the "good ole days" the planet wasn't as polluted (our food soaked in all the carcinogens and chemical waste products)...it also explains why people died at a younger age.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

amazing. simply amazing.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

oh, now it makes sense. the carrots would be plugged in the cigaret lighter, pasta would be reheated with the tiny lightbulb in the glove compartment

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