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sugabluejennnie Oct 25, 2003

John Mayer ( cute nerd ) RICK YUNE (YEAH BABY) (dude from die another day) Ashton Kutcher Jon Stewart (the daily show) Tom Cruise (Hey he still is sexy) Eminem Lenny Kravitz Larenzo Tate ...

thatdarngirl Oct 25, 2003

John Mayer should kill himself and put my out of my misery.

hardcorejv85 hardcorejv85OG 2003

haah yes i hate john mayer

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Dont Be Hatin you get a music career and some weird dance moves and everyone will like you too

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

but he as no talent!!

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

when you look as cute as him talent is optional

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