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fivezero Nov 3, 2003

yeah, i don't watch sports, but i SUPER enjoyed that game with the Clippers. they have a GREAT roster. makes me wanna watch b-ball again.

sugabluejennnie Nov 3, 2003

Im telling you its the dream team.. well my dream team kobe and payton rawrrrrrr (shaq and malone can be man servants)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

okay, freak-child! what i'm excited about is watching the team work! they'll make an impressive of spectacle with their combined skills.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

I am not a freak child... i agree with what you said i just took it to a new level leave me alone :-P ok so maybe i am a freak child soo what :-P

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

cheers

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Im proud to be the freak child that i am.. life is so much easier

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

don't get me wrong i'd like shaqille as a man-servant. he'd do my yard work and he'd teach me to play basketball. we'd be buddies.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

i can teach you how to play... its easy bounce bounce bounce shoot

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

if it were that easy, i'd be signing 90 million dollar deals with NIKE. and having all the meetings come to me because i'd have my congregation be my groupees! i'd hook 'em up with prada service bags.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

i may not be in the congregation but ill take the prada bag shoes and anything else you throw my way

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

nah, you gotta role with the BLING BLING congregation. we'll drive you around in a hummer. our work is very important. we're among the only ones who try to convert the stars. we're working on R. Kelly and Robert Downey Jr. at present.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 fivezero

Oh yeah you can have your congregation i dont want to be in the same cong as some on who is gonna give a public talk high and someone who is gonna be feeling on my neice while giving a comment...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 sugabluejennnie

woah...someone censor that...

i still think that's a funny idea, a congregation that travels ALL over the tri-state area, instead of witnessing to forgein language groups, they witness to famous people

i call dibs on KELLY RIPA...HOTTT...wow...she lives in my territory..heh

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

does she really?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

yeah she lives in franklin lakes...sooo hot. i love her.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

she's a worthless brat. all she does is cackle all morning long at Regis' jokes.

tinser tinserOG 2002 fivezero

but she's gotta be better then kathy lee gifford

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 tinser

you're right about that.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sugabluejennnie

HEY! we will not be swayed by the evil celebrities. we'll just regularly shake our tail feathers at P-Diddy's parties ONLY AFTER the minstry school and service meeting.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 fivezero

Shame Shame... and who would be the elders snoop dogg.. master p... ice cube.. and eminem???

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sugabluejennnie

noooo! they'd get DFed in no time FLAT. i could see Andre3000 and Cee-Lo as elders. Maybe even Dr. Dre. I think Suge Knight would be an apostate. that piece of crap.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 fivezero

Yeah sure they will they throw a couple of millions your way and a few J.Hos and you would be happy :-P

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sugabluejennnie

they will all make very HEFTY conntributions! and JayZ, we don't let in, because he calls himself Hova. but Beanie Siegal and Freeway can study.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 fivezero

Hope you have fun with your "congregation"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sugabluejennnie

thank you, Mary J

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 fivezero

Wait why does everyone call me mary j...

because you kept saying "no more drama" while crying and shaking your fists like Mary J!

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