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sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

just when a guy says can i take you to a movie
i just say only if i can bring my 5 kids...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha yea this girl from school was saying every time a guy starts talking to her that she doesn't like she starts talking about how she has a baby (she really doesn't) and the guy practically runs away hahah

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