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skaorsk8 Nov 12, 2003

8. Learn to play some video games, if your target guy enjoys them. How hard could it be to get comfortable with some mario kart? This way, the next time he wants to just "stay home and chill", you ...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

THIS is true. not freaking likely though.

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