this is what you should do.. you should invite him to a huge christian party.. but.. when he shows up.. it's just you two.. and when he walks into the door you're like " ohh man... everyone cancelled last minute " and he'll be like " ohhh thats fine.. i just wanted to chat " and then.. as he's chatting you should do the macarena.. and if he says " what is that mate" ( assuming his austrlian ) you can say " i dont know.. the spirit moves mee " and then you can discuss exactly what that spirit is.
tree huggers!