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malibu malibuOG 2001

co-incidentally. the only time i have ever eaten at a cracker barrel is in either north or south carolina. but i threw up for days after eating there. that resulted in me never returning there again.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

funny thing. we were about to pay the bill and my mom gets up and goes to the bathroom. i wait and wait. after a while i get up and go to the ladies room to check on my mom and she comes out and tells me she threw up. i was like whoaaaaaa. so we go back to the pay the bill and as soon as the waitress sees us she's like HEY! and we walk over and she was like ohhh, i'm sorry i saw you guys left and skipped the bill! we were like whatttt? no way, flo! s'funny. the food didn't agree with my mom.

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