you're leaving dan her with gab alone? tsk tsk

i haven't even seen mr. hill, mahwah is way too far for a girl in toms river without a car (besides, i am too loyal for those shennanigans)

oh but dan is just SOO cute... **holds back upchuck reflex**

listen bucko, weighing 200 lbs is not an attractive quality...you should look into atkins and salads

dude, don't flaunt the fact that you only weight 108.

i'm DEAD SEXY