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ilikebirds Nov 21, 2003

can i have the list that says " must obtain one bra from woman in bar " or " must get woman to massage you for ten minutes "... if so.. I'm IN

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

how about a list that says "must be questioned by police while NEKID..."

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

where.. I mean... in the public? thats tough... If i find a cute police woman.. can i go up to her and say " we're doing a scavenger hunt.. and i'm required to talk to a cop neked... for 2 minutes... you dont have to touch me or anything..i just need to talk to you. i mean.. though.. once you take a look at me. it might be hard NOT to touch me.. but.. lets keep this professional.. you ARE on the job. however.. i'll give you a card.. "

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

a card?? like, a business card??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

if by "card" you mean " bag full of peanuts" ... then yes

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

hahahahha i don't know why i even laugh at you... but i can't stop... its like an addiction... i have to laugh at Tai or i go into withdrawl....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

laughing at me ? thats harsh boo. you make me a sad panda

iwz iwz

omg come up with YOUR OWN JOKES

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wow...ian gets mad...amazing

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

all of a sudden i can't qoute south park. jerk it's not even a joke.. it's a saying. ugh i hate you

yay yayOG 2004

i love you, nourish my babies

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

its a good laughing ;)

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