our conducter...every time someone mentioned the word sex he's like--OKAY in the next paragraph...
haha, i had to bite my tounge so hard, on the paragraph on "rendering the marriage due" there was the question, then like 45 seconds of silence. finally somebody answered. so funny
well the elders in my cong were trying so hard not to say the word sex they were like "the PHYSICAL needs may differ"
we had a joke in among some people in my hall: "DO the DUE!" and "are you due the due?" and "i don't think you're due the due." additionally, "we know brother so-and-so is due the due." it was funny at the time.
guess you gotta be there
shut up. you love it.
it IS funny! good one.
So, my dad was doing the reading this Sunday, and he decided to comment on this paragraph. I think he started his comment by saying something like "As all of us who are married know, men's and women's sexual cycles have different frequencies..." Everyone was laughing after he said that.
yeah well i had a guy who was on the mary jane in his earlier days comment on how everything is geared sexually towards the males nowadays and not the homosexuals like you'd think. MAN, that was funny...
can i ask what the expression "on the mary jane" means?
You seriously don't know? Mary jane is slang for marijuana.
marijuana, the dutchie, the wacky weed, the stash, the blunt, grass, pot, herb, whackytabacky, chronic, cryptonite, Maui-wowie, smoke, Texas tea, hash....
OOO! i knew that... i learned it from a movie that will remain nameless... haha
I really think we all should watch what we say around mel.. we are teaching her the wrong things....
YEA! stop ruining my virgin mind!
i just made sure i answered before and after that section... lol.. .poor Dave G... he did a good job readng though.
haha, toby was sitting by me, i wrote to him on my WT "i am soooo glad i'm not reading"
haha, seriously... as soon as i saw dave walk up there, im like.. aww pooor dave, lol.
funny, our conductor was the opposite...he's my bookstudy conductor too, and for the part about youths last week...he said, whats something youths like to do that begins with a "s"? I just put my head down and pretended i wasn't in the room
haha...no you should have raised your hand as high as possible, wave it around, sitting on the edge of your seat saying "ooh ooh i know, pick me pick me!"
then after the concluding prayer time how long it takes for the elders to ask you to meet with them in the B-school cuz they have some issues to discuss with you.
hahahha, that would have been really funny
i would have raised my hand and said "shopping"