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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok. i got a better one! why did the dead baby cross the road?! BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm gonna staple you to a chicken, only you won't be dead.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

enough with the Brian-Hate! i've had it! wait, that joke WAS pretty terrible...

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