hmmm. one time i fell outta my bed and broke my pinky.

i broke mine when jewy left her bag on the stairs after the meeting and i tripped. i fell into the wall and my pinky bent all the way back. after a splint wasn't working-they casted me like the "...

That must have been kind of exciting, did you get everyone to sign your caste or did you just paint it like ty-dye?

yes and it was hot pink

i always think it would be awesome to break my leg and get a large pink cast. sick idea i know.

breaking bones sucks... cause a month after they are on... they ITCH like MAD until you just want to kill yourself right then and there, and then you realize that you still have like 2 more months ...

umm. dude. who wears a cast for 3 months?? ridiculous. anyway, all you gotta do is get a coat hanger, and bend it, then scratch whatever itches. it's a good method.

Don't doctors usually tell you not to jam things down the cast, namely coat hangers, to scratch itches?