hahaha, I love the onion. but, reader beware! sometimes they have some R-rated content on their site. infrequently though. I remember the story they ran about how Napster ran Kid Rock onto the streets because he wasn't making any money from music on Napster, so he had to eat his little midget brother for food. Sick! Yet-- stangely funny. As long as you take it with a grain of salt.
yeah, I love the "man on the street" interviews. they use the same pictures over and over again, but give them different names.