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iwz iwz ·

Morning has broken

MR. Coffee has spoken

The familiar wake-up call

sings to my ears

I wake with a shrug

To the floor with a thud

Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug?

I can now face the day

on legal speed (The American way)

I'm sketching

I'm seizing

I'm spazzing

I'm shaking

I can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt

I-I-I'm wired

I'm so inspired

I drank the entire pot

so off to work

Here I come to save the day

on legal speed (The American way)

Drinking coffee

I drink coffee

Drinking coffee everyday

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ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001 ·

YEAH IAN!!!! LAGWAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

at the talent show this kid read a poem about how when he's 41 he'll be a big jerk and drink coffee, and how when he was 16 coffee tasted like chalk.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i just got an email from lagwagon requesting for you to remove their copyrighted lyrics from your site. did you get it too?

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

wow, thats not good...

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