Why does it seem like the Owner of this site is an oppressive,overbearing,powerhungry prevaricator?

You my friend are Observant.

Well to answer this question we would have to go back to his childhood. However, lets focus on the teenage years...since they were well documented in a documentary series i'd like to call "Saved By The Bell". During his early years he grew up as an awkward child, never really growing into his...well anything. Constantly surrounded by better looking friends, (e.g. zack, a.c.) he began to build up anger and resentment...mostly towards his parents and god for the NON-blessing of ugliness. So When given the oppurtunity, he set into fruition a plan to get back at all those who thought he was ugly: Humanity. So he created EZABEL.COM and exacts absolute power for one simple reason: to pick up chicks. It's always about the chicks.