What's with the poseurs on eZabel who claim to be in bands but never play anywhere?

There are many reasons for this anomaly. First and foremost, all of the members of these bands are under the pathetic impression that they actually have talent, when in fact they have about as much talent as allen iverson has untattooed body area. Second, the members of these bands are way too busy both promote themselves AND actually play music. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and so the unnecessary things need to be weeded out sometimes.