What is up with the Phantom eZabel pages and files?

Yes that's right, i bet you would like to know where the eZabel alumni page is to find out about the prestigious history of those who have found out the hard way, just like you will one day that this site will sap your lifeblood.



Or maybe you would like to find the alternate and commentable FAQ page so you can tell everyone how lame FAQ's just like this very one are.



Or you'd like to see the tinastupid.html file to find out why a beloved top user decided this site was just too much for her to take anymore (see first paragraph).



Or you have stared at the ceiling many a night trying to find that 'List of SKAORSK8's Women' (ok, this one is REALLY hard to find, some even say it doesn't exist).



Either way, you will just have to surf this site and find out whether or not they exist the good old fashioned way, or at least until you bring up the subject to G.F.S. Rocks and he provides you with a link directly to it in roughly a millisecond.