How Do I Become a Tree-Hugging Hippie?

First step, GET NAKED. Then, dance around in a gorilla suit, and get all your friends for gorilla beer bowling in suits. Because, that's more important than cutting your stomach with razor blades due to candida.

Or you could put some flowers in your hair, name yourself 'junebug' and have your friends joining you in embracing a tree. But please be careful not to be mistaken for a dendropheliac..