What is the eZabel Moderation Gestapo?

The MG's (or sometimes even 'mo gas' as they are known in underground circles) are a secret, powermad, deliberate, indiscriminate society of users who have had a little bit of privelege go to their head. They insidiously seek to stomp out all intelligent communication between those of the rebellion on the free ground known as "THE FORUMS". aaaaaa (angels singing)



Their influence has even started to pervade the long held strongholds codenamed: journals and news stories. Rumors have begun to circulate that this Machiavellian class was responsible for obliterating the former nirvana and bastion of free speech referred to by the rebels as the chat room due to it's inherent lack of dictatorial rule. There was bitter resistance, but alas, our rampart was lost.



Fear not brethren, a new day will dawn. We have plans in the works to send back in time a man with a knowledge of html and a pc. We haven't quite figured out what he will do; but we are sending him anyway as a show of our power and are currently taking submissions. Yes events are set in motion that cannot be stopped. Bestill, i've already said too much. They are at my door and will soon take me away. Viva la revolucion!!