Made up words
I don't know about everybody else but my dad has this thing were he likes to make up words and pretend like they are real words or take a word and make a variation on it that doesn't really exist. Go ahead and share with the class, any words that you've made up or people you know have made up and what they mean.
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i think "soonly" should be a word. soon does not sound enough like an adverb.
the big D = diarrhea (my whole family uses this)
sick!
I often say "thank" instead of "thanks". I mean, if someone does one nice thing for you, why would I have multiple thanks? Nope, singular thank is good enough. Thank for reading this.
My dad said schmeg (shhhmeg hard sh sound) for the longest time I could remember, no one ever heard of it and my relatives even started using it. So wierd. Maybe someone could help me define it.
We used it when describing some a goopey substance like oil, grease, paint, glue, anything that would be not really wanted on your hands to fix, fasten, hide, fill, lubricate. Would use it as a verb too "like alright now we gotta schmeg this up, get it all schmegged," but usually in small quantities, like having left over ice cream on your face would be addressed as "haha oh man you got some schmeg on your face."
Gary is wierd and funny
grosss, i HATE that word!! My friend uses it to describe orange juice pulp
I think people should know what this stuff really is. Bleck.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smegma
what ther'es cheesy secretions?? who.. what.. eh??
I imagine it's true.
that's really really disgustingq
Uh oh for danno
*BOMB EXPLODING* ok, not cool Bri, not cool.
I will not deprive my beloved Ezabelers of TRUTH. I just don't want someone to run off saying shmeg, shmeg, shmeg and then someone overhearing it be like, "what the www.fark.com did she just say?!"
i am always an advocate of informing my sisters what stuff really means. then they cover their ears and humm really loud.
hahaha like Vada
exactly like her. oh i started crying at the beginning of that movie, cried all the way through and continued crying for about an hour after. that and dead poets society. im such a sentimental fool.
EWWWW EWWWW and EWWWWWW. didn't even know that existed!
Why do all girls front like the flora aint flourishing?
whaaaaaaaaaaat???
this is amusing to me too.
this is totally true. i beseech you chicks: be proud of your flora. because it's powerful.
not with oozy cheesey stuff. thats....ewww...wrong. didn't even KNOW...
haha word of the day!
HAHAHA, awesome!
we should have one here!
why does this happen to people!?
why does what happen whom?
because we're mostly water and it comes out in certain ways in certain places in certain forms based on heat, temperatures, humidity level, and friction?
I cannot believe this is even happening...WHY are you delving into this frothy matter? Yep, I said frothy, g'nite folks.
you're definitely my sister
man, ian, i think you need to ban yourself for a couple days from that comment
*chanting* BAN IAN! BAN IAN! BAN IAN!
sounds like the monty python skit, "Mr BJ Smegma"
haha.... yes it definitely does!
n: "fripples" a contraction of frozen and nipples adj: "fripplish"
I always say something is "potenent" instead of "potent." It just sounds funny.
JP and I came up with a new word for "thank you" You should all try this one out: here we go....
"germunki"
now is that a soft or a hard g ??
kind of like the "g" in Gertrude, Grendel, or Grape
does that mean it's pronounced kind of like grrrrmonkey?
perfect--except more like "grrmonkey"
HAHAHAHA this is great, I'm so going to try this out.
nice. I usually use it like this:
Ah! Germunki!
OR
Gurmunks (for just "thanks")
I should have noticed this thread earlier. Germunki! That is our most perfected word. We also realized that there was no word for a person who is out in service, so a "clowndas" is a person currently in service. It's a lot easier saying, "Oh, yeah, there are 10 clowndas" rather than "There are 10 people out in service currently." Well not that much easier but it's good. We also have that one from the post-pioneer meeting dinner, flobogganin? something like that. What does that mean again?
it's your welcome.
focusivity = extremely goal oriented esp when related to spiritual goals
singlenessity = chosing to remain single in pursuit of spiritual goals
haha what about tap tappin
hey...thats a trade secret! no giving up the def on that!
hahaha okay okay
whew girl..it's too early tryin to sound those words out. or maybe I'm just dense.
say it with me: "focus-siv-ity" and "singleness-ity"
ok focus-ivity singleness-ity focus-ivity singleness-ivity ok got it. and good lookin' out cuz I was looking for words to convey those situations.
yeah...too often the ppl who are single are martyrs for the cause instead of owning it...you know who i mean...those never been married 40+ ppl who really don't want to be single but are making the best of it...i say take it back ppl...singletons unite!
You have to meet my former pioneer assists buddy. She just moved to Allentown but you'd love her tons.
Have you ever heard of someone being yoked?? its another word for someone getting jacked up.
i just use common suffixes (or is it suffices?) to words where they shouldn't be or double negativing things or over exagerrating. i.e. 'nice Boobiage', 'stop with the neck crackage', 'i'm seriously no-ing you on that last request', 'this party is more deader than any one i've ever been to, ever..."
bunk: as in so wrong
"dude, that was just bunk"
wow! to me and others here bunk is a good thing. it's booty. "that girls got bunk."
HAHAHA serious? its a "wrong" to us or nasty....depends.
Never heard it in this context...I've heard "That's so much BUNK you could make a bed." corny yes, real expression unfortunately.
it comes from people saying someone has "spunk." but bunk means butt. among many other things i'm sure.
i used to have my own alphabet too

i actually took notes during our dumb meetings in this language.. and people would just be like " wthades"
anyway.. I have Adult A.D.D. and without drugs.. i have to do something else to occupy my time.
Oi! LAS DRUGAS!
ty ty, you're so fine, you're so fine it blows my mind.
you figured out my secret code!! dang nabbit
Bored at work during hours and hours of meetings.. .just sitting there listening to sentences like " lets create great synergies" ... I created my own entire Alphabet.. it's hot.i'll have to upload it
Yoink meaning: snatch, take, grab. ie. Brian, you totally yoinked my leftovers!
Yes, I did, didn't I?
discomboobulate
DISCOMBOOBULATE I luv it! Just saying it makes you make these odd faces, LOL
I definetly use this word as well..
haha, paging flomojopoanode
here I am. Don't feel like sharing any in particular, but I do this all the time. Okay, okay, one example. I say "goosh" for "good".
at one time I had pretty much replaced all the numbers with my own made up numbers...some were close the original. Here were some of them:
2=doont
4=fjord
8=aych
20=twinkie
striggity = straight
yep, that's one. Liggity = left, Riggity = right
napaskinnus are napkins. mouseturd is mustard. i forget the rest. i was an imaginative youngin'.
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