lets keep fighting loving
by hey Hi- ya, wooo wah. Cmon, let's fighting love, lets fight right. hi-ya. Let's put down babies, start ninja fight-ing. hoooooo hiye ya. he hoo ha. lets fighting love. you hit like girl who stole my soups.
no one can stop me, hi-ya i attack dan's milk poster, hi-ya but don't feel bad we love, love fighting, lets fighting love
cmon let's show our fighting love.
this how we fight:
list person to attack, then plot how attacked, with what weapons, then what happens
example
.. attacks i like birds with fists of fury. he bleeds out of the nipples.
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sado-school girl/assassin/body gaurd, Go-Go Yubari, makes SECOND attack with hello kitty short sword. calls ferrari automobiles italian trash. attack yield 54676HP damage to all players in room.
attack ground, hit foot with trash can but dig-ging won't have good time, heh. heh. you house fell downnnn i saw it and french fries
derr the spaceship gets +2 defense points for titanium helmet
You have left me with no choice. Backed me up against the wall with norris, michael, and randomn weird fireman guy..
SO I must, just must transform into..
THE BEAUTIFUL BALL OF BOWLING BROTHERS...
My brother smacks you with his new shiny ball.. While I take my balls and smack them against your face. I drop my balls to the ground and run for my brothers balls. Once I grabb a hold of my brothers balls I hug them and by doing this.. I have won the match.
I grow weary of this fighting. I request that we all battle it out in a more manly and SOPHISTICATED way.
WALK OFF!!!
As yay and iwz stare me down from the cat walk.
I walk with my limp wrists and do an full 80945 degree spin and do a split while i magically braid all of my back hair before the bell sounds.
:: COMPOSITE ATTACK ::
Norris counter attacks by spawning a 1980's george micheal to distract i like birds and blow him down with a house from this wierd fireman
Hey I'm an old business person, and I fight with illegal business transactions and stock prices.
Hi-ya I hit MATT SKILLZ with a flying manilla folder to the eyeball.
I also throw my pocket computer at KEANU and confuse him for two turns.
I splash old coffee on my face for two point HP increase.
i love keanu
HAHA this thread is stinken HILARIOUS!!!!
I am HELMUT BOY aka MATTY SKILLZ.
I will attack everyone with my beady moving staring eye technique.
You will look into my eyes and i'll will hypnotize you and give you Irritable Loose Bowel Syndrome.
I have transformed myself.. I am now THE SAGET.
I attack IWZ by challenging him to a game of " My glasses are better than yours"
Here are the rules..
1. You take off your glasses
2. I smash them
3. I say " MY GLASSES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS"
4. I WIN
5. IAN goes back to playing dustin diamond in saved by the bell re-runs
Joey moves two spaces forward on the chessboard eventhough we're not playing chess. Then he says "gerrr ive beats you at your own gamesss says the squirell". He then boils water, just enough for two cups of tea, that will go great with Sagets cake.
The SAGET pleads joey to get out of the way. The saget wants you to know that you were not in this fight. The saget says you are great in surreal life. The saget wants to bake you pie.
But I am chuck norris, in real life. this is surreal
stomps on SAGET's glasses.
iwz has transformed.
delivers a smooth stylin' practical joke to your backside. you now have the runs.
I am gordon liu. I'm using look of fierce. Fiercing yay in the frijoles, and stealing his wonton.
norris feels the death grip of the fierce look, he craps his pants. norris takes his pants off and throws them to the sky where birds fly off with them. gordon liu is now perma-frozen from looking at my man spots.
Gordon Lui is greatly withered from the attack.
Impodence sets in, and he is no longer seduced by norris mannish spots.
Counterattacks after 42 years of stasis with depends...fully laden.
Stops for a breather, a coughing fit, and prune juice.
I am lee. ty lee. you killed my hamster i will kill you.
attacks YAY with nunchucks made from chinchilla fur
:blocks chinchilla fur with his mink coat of chest hair:
ha. ha. ha. thai lee we've met before, let's make it the last shall we. hi-ya. do you know pry mantus?
attacks thai lee with a thigh master. take that
retaliates stupid thigh master attack with FOOT to FACE technique. Knocking your chest hairs back into your chest all the way out your butt.
Grabs new grown butt hair and braids it into little tight corn rows.. so that when you sit down it feels like you're sitting on little rows of.... corn.
Takes lighter and burns off new braided hairs that have reached my butt. You pass out from the smell.
HA or so you think. TY LEE is asian.. and ty lee carries around a SARS MASK
You can not defeat the ty lee with smells.
attacks iwz with a computer keyboard
blocks the keyboard with his gnarly forearm. righteous dude!
keanu counterattacks with a game of Battleship.
keanu gets the first strike! keanu sunk your destroyer!
wait this should be hyldan
Ok ill be chuck norris king of all karate