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New eZabel Names

hunkpapap by hunkpapapOG 2003 · Nov 4, 2004 · 628 views · ·

Some proposed changes, please feel free to add your own:

RockStupidstar
PunkpapaP
Superzero
I like Boobs
the funky wretch
Skaorskank
ickywz
yayo
OriginalSnot
Malibooty
Reafer
Thatweirdgirl
Flomowhatthe?
JamiePoseur
SoCalendargirl
Beachvampiress

NOTE: these are only plays on the name, NOT the actual person...

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97 Comments

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

this has to be the worst thread EVER. (sorry Patrick. you get the award for best journal, but worst thread.)

everyone STOP posting there! we need more love in the musings

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

you may be superhero, but you are not the boss of ezabel.

iwz iwz ·

how do you know for sure? *DUN DUN DUN*

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

bc the official motto of ezabel is who cares

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 funny ·

iwz, user status diagnostic engaged...status loading...current status: owned

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Something...additional.

PapiChulo = CockyCulo. Self explanatory.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

s'nasty

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

These names in no way represent the people they're inspired by. Just some thinking...

OriginalKlobb. For the Goldeneye players.

SuchGr8Wings. We had chicken wings last night.

ThatDarnCatatonicGirl. Because it reminds me of Angelina Jolie.

CrockSuperPot. I've always wanted to use of these.

ChewyKango. Kangaroo fruit snacks. Inspired by Dunkaroos.

SoCoHo. What a girl becomes when she drinks too much Southern Comfort and lime. That, or a fun date.

IWZ = I Will Zing--the guy just ZINGS! so darn good.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHA socoho! LUV IT!!! it can have *double* meaning - hahaha

yay yayOG 2004 ·

and my name is so great you write it on your notebook for school with a heart around it

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

These make me laugh. I hate the klobb!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Oh, me too. It even sounds wimpy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yeah, like "I'm going to klobber you to death!!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

HAAAA! Never heard that one. RCP90? That's the bad boy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I always liked the Cougar Magnum.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

HERITAGE = BOOTY?

somehow, i've known all along...

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

yeah. duh. it's genetic.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

look, you are not Spanish(?). and you are not black(?). start getting used to that idea. Diego Luna called me and told me to tell you to stop stalking him. he said he'll involve the Federalis.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

bc only spanish and black folks have booty. riiight.

'sides...back in the day, hannibal owned italy and you better believe his army was doing what conquering armies do - spreading their seed.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i know a lot of eye-talians are crossed with blacks. thats why some eye-talians have healthy round booties. i know several eye-talians that don't even consider themselves "white."

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

well, then, stop picking on malibooty. snot her fault.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

ok. fine. Malibooty. go with your bad self.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahaha. i'm not offended. BUT i am spanish AND also itlian. so i do get to say that and the last time i saw diego luna he only threatened me if i came within a 2 block radiues but within my perch 2.1 blocks away, i'm good.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

now i keep thinking of italian waiter booty. thats got to stop. ive got work to do around here.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

This is the most bizare reasoning EVER...
Any 1 from anywhere (whatever heritage) can look anyway
True certain characteristics have come to be associated with certain ethnicities but, that's just our (imperfect mans) reasoning.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, yeah, yeah

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rocksupastarFounder ·

nah i def got a bootay... maybe i DO have some black in me!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

BAM!!! (i wanna do it in two places.) i am spansih and italian so yeah, i do what i want!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

now i know

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahah. i was just in the mood to laugh and that made me do it. chuckle along. thanks. don't know why i found it funny but i like it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

who says i'm not chuckling? i'm always chuckling, even when i'm crying

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

malibooty? score!! i finally caught up to my sister and my heritage.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

How about hybrid eZabel names!

the Hunky Phresh

soSupagal

thatbirdsgirl

SuchGr8mangos

yizay

Forrestinser

SuperViolet

MaliShyne

etc.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i dont want to be mixed in with socalgal, my name shouldnt be tainted!!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

you should feel privileged m&m boy!!!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

it should be like soCalSupastar! hahaha

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Nice.. how about I just put you wit your man Matt!

the funksupa fresh

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hmm, cause thats kinda ghey... it would be better if it was rock supastarf

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

shut up Mocksupasmurf!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahaha, i LOVE this one!!!! nice!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i like the hunky phresh better :)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha i like those

yay yayOG 2004 ·

hahaha man these are great

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

saweet!!! me and summer. i like it.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

it is a good pairing. thanks for thinking of me, alana!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

I miss you! Midterms are really kickin my butt.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

miss ya much. this job is kicking my butt.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I LIKE THAT DARN GIRL, SOCALGAL

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

confusing

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I must have a new name as well.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Suaveorstank
the chunky thrush (yeewwww, sorry!)
zipzero
ewz
flomolymphoanode

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

zip zero? stingy with dinero?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

you got it ;)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i want a name. hehehe

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

yea me too..

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

SuchGR8Eyes! :) hehe a nice one

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

awww, i like it! ;)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

spicymanho?? heehee

*jk* i'll try to think of something

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

bahahahahahahahha love it

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

that was the original, ORIGINAL name. But i kept my mouth shut...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I love that. I love spiceymanhos

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

goodness, don't we all?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

Wow what the heck is a mangirl? i didn't know i was THAT ugly. ... sheesshhhhh haha

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

that is why i didn't want to tell you before. But i figured oh well...

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

well thanks, that was a great end to a great day.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

haha i thought it said "juicymeangirl" you're neither mean nor manly.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah well whatever, at least they didn't call me fat

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I'm just kidding... i'm not really sensitive.. i just had a really bad day at work....

Blah

call me whatever you want haha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hee hee, mines funny

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

just call me vampira.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

updated people. Will get more later...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Superzero. I'll take it.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

HAHA!! This was for either you or Dan. Works for both...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

We'll have a long bidding war. Much litigation.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

I like boobs. PERFECT. you really have to like them a lot though, to have such a name. illustrate.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

huh

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

This is confusing.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

I'm just making an alternate version of everyone's name for fun. Nothing serious...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I've had people make alternates to my name already.

Where are FatBarnGirl and ThatDarnMom?

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i want a cooler name... STAT

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

rock sumostar

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

ahahaha i like that one.

iwz iwz ·

retarded supastar

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

I think "retard pooper-fart" is better

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

spock supastar
rock hookastar
wock supastar

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Sock SoupsAreGreat

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hmmm nope... all of them suck... horrible try too... i mod them all... " not even close to being funny, go outside and play in the road "

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

could it be that your handle is SO lame that there's just no helping it? Think you need to start all over buddy...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahaha my handle.... lol.... hmm ok, should i start my new name as Zer0cool?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

do it

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I totally shotgun AcidBurn.

iwz iwz ·

haha, nice. reminds me of the ezabel spoof that magnum did.

http://www.magnumedr.net/isismell.com/isismell.htm

some of his names were pretty funny

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

no no.. i LOVE boobs

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

he he I like that BOobS is a funny word HA!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

there were plenty i couldn't say. PLUS i don't know who is sensitive...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHA you have to let me know....i must hear some of these.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

haha rock stupidstar is funny!

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