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New eZabel Names

hunkpapap by hunkpapapOG 2003 · Nov 4, 2004 · 617 views

Some proposed changes, please feel free to add your own:

RockStupidstar
PunkpapaP
Superzero
I like Boobs
the funky wretch
Skaorskank
ickywz
yayo
OriginalSnot
Malibooty
Reafer
Thatweirdgirl
Flomowhatthe?
JamiePoseur
SoCalendargirl
Beachvampiress

NOTE: these are only plays on the name, NOT the actual person...

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97 Comments

superhero #21 superheroOG 2004

this has to be the worst thread EVER. (sorry Patrick. you get the award for best journal, but worst thread.)

everyone STOP posting there! we need more love in the musings

sunshyne #21.1 sunshyneOG 2004

you may be superhero, but you are not the boss of ezabel.

iwz #21.1.1 iwz

how do you know for sure? *DUN DUN DUN*

sunshyne #21.1.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

bc the official motto of ezabel is who cares

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 funny

iwz, user status diagnostic engaged...status loading...current status: owned

fivezero #20 fivezeroOG 2003

Something...additional.

PapiChulo = CockyCulo. Self explanatory.

sunshyne #20.1 sunshyneOG 2004

s'nasty

fivezero #19 fivezeroOG 2003

These names in no way represent the people they're inspired by. Just some thinking...

OriginalKlobb. For the Goldeneye players.

SuchGr8Wings. We had chicken wings last night.

ThatDarnCatatonicGirl. Because it reminds me of Angelina Jolie.

CrockSuperPot. I've always wanted to use of these.

ChewyKango. Kangaroo fruit snacks. Inspired by Dunkaroos.

SoCoHo. What a girl becomes when she drinks too much Southern Comfort and lime. That, or a fun date.

IWZ = I Will Zing--the guy just ZINGS! so darn good.

socalgal #19.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA socoho! LUV IT!!! it can have *double* meaning - hahaha

yay #19.2 yayOG 2004

and my name is so great you write it on your notebook for school with a heart around it

thatdarngirl #19.3 thatdarngirlOG 2002

These make me laugh. I hate the klobb!

fivezero #19.3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Oh, me too. It even sounds wimpy.

thatdarngirl #19.3.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, like "I'm going to klobber you to death!!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HAAAA! Never heard that one. RCP90? That's the bad boy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I always liked the Cougar Magnum.

fivezero #18 fivezeroOG 2003

HERITAGE = BOOTY?

somehow, i've known all along...

malibu #18.1 malibuOG 2001

yeah. duh. it's genetic.

fivezero #18.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

look, you are not Spanish(?). and you are not black(?). start getting used to that idea. Diego Luna called me and told me to tell you to stop stalking him. he said he'll involve the Federalis.

sunshyne #18.1.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

bc only spanish and black folks have booty. riiight.

'sides...back in the day, hannibal owned italy and you better believe his army was doing what conquering armies do - spreading their seed.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i know a lot of eye-talians are crossed with blacks. thats why some eye-talians have healthy round booties. i know several eye-talians that don't even consider themselves "white."

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

well, then, stop picking on malibooty. snot her fault.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok. fine. Malibooty. go with your bad self.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahaha. i'm not offended. BUT i am spanish AND also itlian. so i do get to say that and the last time i saw diego luna he only threatened me if i came within a 2 block radiues but within my perch 2.1 blocks away, i'm good.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

now i keep thinking of italian waiter booty. thats got to stop. ive got work to do around here.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

This is the most bizare reasoning EVER...
Any 1 from anywhere (whatever heritage) can look anyway
True certain characteristics have come to be associated with certain ethnicities but, that's just our (imperfect mans) reasoning.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, yeah, yeah

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

nah i def got a bootay... maybe i DO have some black in me!!!

malibu #18.1.1.2 malibuOG 2001

BAM!!! (i wanna do it in two places.) i am spansih and italian so yeah, i do what i want!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

now i know

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahah. i was just in the mood to laugh and that made me do it. chuckle along. thanks. don't know why i found it funny but i like it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

who says i'm not chuckling? i'm always chuckling, even when i'm crying

malibu #17 malibuOG 2001

malibooty? score!! i finally caught up to my sister and my heritage.

suchgr8heights #16 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

How about hybrid eZabel names!

the Hunky Phresh

soSupagal

thatbirdsgirl

SuchGr8mangos

yizay

Forrestinser

SuperViolet

MaliShyne

etc.

rocksupastar #16.1 rocksupastarFounder

i dont want to be mixed in with socalgal, my name shouldnt be tainted!!!

socalgal #16.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

you should feel privileged m&m boy!!!

rocksupastar #16.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

it should be like soCalSupastar! hahaha

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Nice.. how about I just put you wit your man Matt!

the funksupa fresh

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmm, cause thats kinda ghey... it would be better if it was rock supastarf

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

shut up Mocksupasmurf!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahaha, i LOVE this one!!!! nice!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i like the hunky phresh better :)

forrestina #16.2 forrestinaOG 2002

haha i like those

yay #16.3 yayOG 2004

hahaha man these are great

malibu #16.4 malibuOG 2001

saweet!!! me and summer. i like it.

sunshyne #16.4.1 sunshyneOG 2004

it is a good pairing. thanks for thinking of me, alana!

suchgr8heights #16.4.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I miss you! Midterms are really kickin my butt.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

miss ya much. this job is kicking my butt.

ilikebirds #16.5 ilikebirdsOG 2002

I LIKE THAT DARN GIRL, SOCALGAL

thatdarngirl #16.5.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

confusing

specialk #15 specialkOG 2003

I must have a new name as well.

suchgr8heights #14 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Suaveorstank
the chunky thrush (yeewwww, sorry!)
zipzero
ewz
flomolymphoanode

fivezero #14.1 fivezeroOG 2003

zip zero? stingy with dinero?

suchgr8heights #14.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

you got it ;)

juicymango #13 juicymangoOG 2003

i want a name. hehehe

suchgr8heights #13.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

yea me too..

juicymango #13.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

SuchGR8Eyes! :) hehe a nice one

suchgr8heights #13.1.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

awww, i like it! ;)

socalgal #13.2 socalgalOG 2003

spicymanho?? heehee

*jk* i'll try to think of something

juicymango #13.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

bahahahahahahahha love it

hunkpapap #13.2.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

that was the original, ORIGINAL name. But i kept my mouth shut...

thatdarngirl #13.2.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I love that. I love spiceymanhos

fivezero #13.2.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

goodness, don't we all?

juicymango #12 juicymangoOG 2003

Wow what the heck is a mangirl? i didn't know i was THAT ugly. ... sheesshhhhh haha

hunkpapap #12.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

that is why i didn't want to tell you before. But i figured oh well...

juicymango #12.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

well thanks, that was a great end to a great day.

socalgal #12.2 socalgalOG 2003

haha i thought it said "juicymeangirl" you're neither mean nor manly.

juicymango #12.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah well whatever, at least they didn't call me fat

juicymango #12.2.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

I'm just kidding... i'm not really sensitive.. i just had a really bad day at work....

Blah

call me whatever you want haha

socalgal #11 socalgalOG 2003

hee hee, mines funny

beachbum #10 beachbumOG 2002

just call me vampira.

hunkpapap #9 hunkpapapOG 2003

updated people. Will get more later...

fivezero #9.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Superzero. I'll take it.

hunkpapap #9.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

HAHA!! This was for either you or Dan. Works for both...

fivezero #9.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

We'll have a long bidding war. Much litigation.

fivezero #8 fivezeroOG 2003

I like boobs. PERFECT. you really have to like them a lot though, to have such a name. illustrate.

yay #7 yayOG 2004

huh

thatdarngirl #6 thatdarngirlOG 2002

This is confusing.

hunkpapap #6.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

I'm just making an alternate version of everyone's name for fun. Nothing serious...

thatdarngirl #6.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've had people make alternates to my name already.

Where are FatBarnGirl and ThatDarnMom?

rocksupastar #5 rocksupastarFounder

i want a cooler name... STAT

suchgr8heights #5.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

rock sumostar

beachbum #5.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

ahahaha i like that one.

iwz #5.2 iwz

retarded supastar

thefunkyfresh #5.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

I think "retard pooper-fart" is better

suchgr8heights #5.3 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

spock supastar
rock hookastar
wock supastar

ilikebirds #5.4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Sock SoupsAreGreat

rocksupastar #5.5 rocksupastarFounder

hmmm nope... all of them suck... horrible try too... i mod them all... " not even close to being funny, go outside and play in the road "

suchgr8heights #5.5.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

could it be that your handle is SO lame that there's just no helping it? Think you need to start all over buddy...

rocksupastar #5.5.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

hahaha my handle.... lol.... hmm ok, should i start my new name as Zer0cool?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

do it

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I totally shotgun AcidBurn.

iwz #4 iwz

haha, nice. reminds me of the ezabel spoof that magnum did.

http://www.magnumedr.net/isismell.com/isismell.htm

some of his names were pretty funny

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no no.. i LOVE boobs

originalsnob #3.1 originalsnobOG 2004

he he I like that BOobS is a funny word HA!

hunkpapap #2 hunkpapapOG 2003

there were plenty i couldn't say. PLUS i don't know who is sensitive...

socalgal #2.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHA you have to let me know....i must hear some of these.

socalgal #1 socalgalOG 2003

haha rock stupidstar is funny!

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