My Time of Need
by Help me ezabel in my time of need! I have a stupid project for my math class due at the end of November and I need a topic now! I have to do a survey (or at least, that's the option I pikced) but it can't have yes or no questions or like how old are you? It has to be something you can count, like "How many times a day do you pee" but that's not one I want to use because the numbers won't be that varying. Or "How many times a day do you eat?" Get it? It can be crazy and retarded it doesn't really matter. I was considering "How many lovers people want to have in one week?" So, you get the idea!
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If you were forced to kill one of your parents... Which one would it be?
and then count how many tears fall from your cheeks afterwards.
Can I lick their tears?
thats like asking " should i wipe after i take a dump "
OF COURSE YOU DO!
Yeah it's EXACTLY like this, Duh! *rolls over & dies*
*kicks her as she's on the ground and then robs her, then runs away singing " i dont wanna wait.. till my life is overrr da da i live on a creek "*
shut up LOL! Best part = " i dont wanna wait.. till my life is overrr da da i live on a creek "
that show makes me want to roll over and die
how about clothing sizes. seems kinda boring but if your professor is a male, think creatively. oohhh sexy bell-curves.
how many times a day do you say "like" "um" or "yeah"
how many times a day do you:
Fantasize about matt kelly?
maybe that's not such a great idea, those numbers might crash your computer
how many times a day do you call something/someone gay?
how many time a week do you play halo/halo2?
how many times do a week do you dream of being in another country?
how many plans do you have to hurt your math teacher?
how many potatoe chips do you eat in one setting?
how many times do you initate dan qualyle? you never see this one anymore...
sorry to be technical... BUT... halo2 isnt out yet... it comes out tonight. and im having people over to play it when i get it.... if you all want to come over...
yeah, one of my "non-meeting attending" friends called me yesterday to say he beat it already. apparently when they shipped the container of them to France (so the french could play halo) someone stople a copy, then ripped it and uploaded it. i'm imagining my friend used BitTorrent to download the .iso and burn it to a cd, which he then played on a modded x-box.
I've heard of similar experiences. In this day and age of "hack the world, and everything in it, for no reason." it's bound to happen, a lot.
yeah, it was leaked a few weeks ago. but it's a french only version, and it's also PAL (european tv format, can't be displayed on US tvs)
so, unless he has a european TV, a modded xbox, and can speak french, i would take his claim with a grain of salt.
hmm most tvs can show PAL ... i know mine can ...
hmm, you may be right. depends on the tv, tho, i think. and you may get the edges cut off of the picture.
but still, if he can't speak french, what's the point? unless he actually does speak french.
dude. there are no meetings being attended. that means no studying for said meetings, no responsibilities, and a lot of free time.
I saw some torrents for that dl... i wouldnt touch that thing for a million bucks... hmm, well maybe i would... cause then if Microsoft sued me... id still have a few grand left over...
uh duh!!! that's why i put the slash marker. so it would be relevant both yesterday and tomorrow. get with the program buddy!!
How often do you...
get up during the night
snack throught the day
use your cell phone during the day
(specify specific examples ie. 1-3x etc)
hope these help ;-)
How many times a day do you pick your nose?
How many times a day do you fart?
How many times a week do you talk to your mom on the phone? And your dad?