hilarious party stories.
K well I just heard this funny story about my friends at a party and was wondering if anyone could top it. Their parents got drink and started acting silly.
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so we had this bonfire and we threw mike in the fire.
aw man and i missed that? any pics to post?
so this one time, julia thought she was funny, but then she woke up, and realized that it was her lifes ambition to become Like Mike.... and she failed utterly.
and then i realized it would be a wasted life to be a large italian that only eats lasagna and was happy to be the cool me.
So I had this party planned... SUMMER hoe down lol. N E wayze water balloon war, flag football, volleyball, kick ball, and then oooodles of food.
All these little tiny boppers I DID NOT INVITE show up waste the water balloons, ruin the volleyball game, it was hilarious... only NOT!
I shall plan another one but, secretly so NO TINY BOPPERS!!!
i assume you mean teeny boopers...
obviously she meant whiny poopers
or slimy loafers
or jewish malignant tumors
or bob.
Obviously teeny boppers (teen* being the opperative word here), would be the most accurate spelling when applied in this instance. On the other hand, I have observed both spellings used and choose T I N Y because... I CAN so there raspberries! *mostly directed at Mike.
hmm, well that doesnt make you any less wrong.... sorry... DENIED!
one time a bunny sneezed and bunny sneezes are the cutest things ever
yeah remember when i touched the bunny, OMG so crazy
http://users.pandora.be/ptuui/
not for the squeamish
Man, that was SO funny. I'll never forget this one.
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
You too? I was cackling like a fool.
yeah dude. LIKE A FOOL. hahahaha and it kept going and going and going and going lol
That was more confusing to me then anything else. Why did someone make that?
I thought this said "not for the spanish". time to get some new contacts
This one time in high school. I was in PE and I opened the wrong locker. My clothes were not in that locker, someone else had their clothes in there.
even though it wasn't a party, there were enough people there to be one: the day we watched Bring it On at the Bell's house. the hilarity and ridiculousness that was told was one of the funniest days i've ever had. too bad someone didn't have a recorder. how weird is it that the whole cast of sister sister besides the twins are in that movie?
one time, i looked down at my feet, to discover that i was in tina's bathroom!
i was at a party one time, dancing, like i do
Well before I was in the truth, I drank a little too much at a party and decided to put on my baseball cleats and do slides in the person's backyard.
that is HILARIOUS! phew... wow... hold on... HAHAHAHAHAH.. aw man... **clutches side in pain from laughing**
It gets even better. Later on in the evening I walked towards the woodline in the persons backyard and all of a sudden a few drunk guys drive out of the woods in their jeep right towards me. I start flailing my arms to get them to stop and I ended up on the hood of the jeep. I think one of the guys reached over and pushed me off. I ended up laying on the grass for like 15 minutes. That was a crazy night.
HAHAHAH WOW!!! you should SUBMIT that to the WT im sure THEY would find that funny too!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH. ah .ha ha ha
Yeah the article in the WT would be, "Why drinking is hazardous to your health". Then you'd see a picture of me with headlights beaming on me and my hands up near my face.
lol
This one time... we watched the goonies and i remembered that I like to do the truffle shuffle and i laughed, turned off the movie and called Tai's mom back.
This pen I had turned into a duck and it began poking my tubby circle
this one time, I got leprosy, and half my neck fell off.
I can top it with mustard and mayonaise. Which makes mustaise. Or maynard.
OMG WE HAD A BUBBLE GUM CHEWING PARTY AND I BLEW THE BIGGEST BUBBLE OF ALL!!!!!111
oh man. i once was playing chess and someone accidently knocked over my pawn piece and said " DIE"
oh man.. it was crazy!