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Theory of Michael Jackson

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by brotherOG 2004 · Feb 10, 2005 · 239 views · ·

Ok my personal theory is this. Michael Jackson thinks he is snow white. He is completely white and you can always see him running around with 7 dwarfs looking for prince charming.

Also he thinks he is Peter Pan so he can fly away to Neverland with all the lost boys and be their leader.

There is some sick compulsive disorder that makes this dude thinks he is a Disney character. Note to all Disney executives. Ban Michael Jackson from watching your porn flicks.

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brotherOG 2004 ·

I don't wanna drown in American Society. Its not my destiny YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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brotherOG 2004 ·

I think I'm gonna go eat some scones

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Hey Flower!

yay yayOG 2004 ·

is there a hat here or am i in it

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

This thread has NOTHING to do with Michael Jackson...I'm such an idot *smacks forehead....You guys all rock LOL

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Rock, is this you? lol

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rocksupastarFounder ·

no if it was me, i wouldda posted a picture!

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