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thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfreshFounder · Jun 3, 2005 · 1,013 views

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originalsnob #19 originalsnobOG 2004

So I was having this conversation, really just a discussion (like not secretly an argument). It was a topic that both myself and the other party are equally irritated by. So we're talking and agreeing and getting louder and louder but, about the issues not with eachother...so weird. It's like we're arguing but, we weren't. We were just sharing our veiwpoints on the matter, which are the EXACT same. So why do I feel like the other person is now steamed?

rocksupastar #19.1 rocksupastarFounder

because i AM you jerk....

web-toedchloe #19.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Is this other person a girl or guy? I don't think a guy would care, but a catty girl might stay mad for a few days.

rocksupastar #19.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

exactly... me and di can argue for hours and she still loves me still....WOHOOO

web-toedchloe #19.2.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

That's because your arguments have no merit and I'm unaffected by them. It would be pointless for me to stay mad after arguing with a 2-year-old, wouldn't it?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

9 out of 10 web toed chloe musings/comments contain an illustration or analogy

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Informative.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

LOL i know....but i totally like them. Great way to teach.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

and loads of crap. don't forget the loads of crap.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

I think my comments are at least 95% crap-free.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

You're so full of crap that 9 out of 10 Proctologists prefer the "crap-free" version of you.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

No, no. I'm so crap-free that plumbers actually enjoy getting a call to clean me out.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 web-toedchloe

Is it because you'll serve them you're super-secret best-ever-in-the-world cookies recipe while you talk their ears off about stuff they don't care about? Like speghetti sauce and wives chumping cheating husbands out of their cash.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 fivezero

hey poophead, you're a boy...we're girls...we LIKE talking about this stuff!cheeze and crackers!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder tesoro

i actually do have to complain about this....

do you REALIZE how hard it is to diet and only eat like granola bars and salads for lunch when i have to hear you and di drone ON an ON about italian food all day? yeah... its not easy.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 rocksupastar

i think i'm going to make chicken parmigiana for dinner tonight. with a nice side of mozzarella & tomato salad. maybe some garlic bread and seasoned olive oil for dipping.

**smooches** :-)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder tesoro

i hope you burn your garlic bread.....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 tesoro

that sounds so good. mannnn.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 rocksupastar

ah HA!! I knew you were looking quite slender....I see your plan slenderize & foxify :)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

and then she counters me with a insult such as this. I just chortle a bit to myself and help myself to another M&M....

originalsnob #19.2.2 originalsnobOG 2004

Good to know.

ilikebirds #18 ilikebirdsOG 2002

anyone else hate jews?.

yay #18.1 yayOG 2004

not me. most of them are really funny. do you?

ilikebirds #18.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

what about blacks and chinese people?

yay #18.1.1.1 yayOG 2004

Yes some of them hate jews. But I don't know I'm neither.

thatdarngirl #18.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

i am a jew

ilikebirds #18.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

me too

yay #18.2.1.1 yayOG 2004

can i hang out with you guys?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Jews hate drama

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

jews love money

tesoro #18.3 tesoroOG 2001

oy vey

reaf #17 reafOG 2002

Tattoos.Yum.Addicting.Forver.Love

fivezero #17.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Theres a few people in my hall who have tattoos from before they were witnesses and some people who were born in the truth are jealous and want tattos very badly, citing a recent watchtower saying that it's a conscience matter! I don't think they'd actually go thru with it though. I also know a girl who I think would date any brother that has a lot of tattoos, but is currently a strong witness. Sheesh. I don't even know how I feel about it, so I try not to think about it.

thefunkyfresh #17.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

there was a brother i knew who is married with kids who got tatoos, he cited the awake article. even though it is a concience matter, i think its still dumb to get them because you could stumble somebody else. and theyre just stupid, you're stuck with them for life. my worldly uncle who's in his mid forties went through the painful process of having all his removed because after a while he just hated them. they fade after a while and just look stupid. my dad got a spider tatooed on his shoulder when he was younger... now it just looks like a green blob

socalgal #17.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

for me, i like tat's.....but they can't be like "sleeves" or anythign like that. I don't look down on ones who do get them...its their decision.

my dad has a few (he's now almost 70) and they still look pretty cool. Even though now he's older and more frail than the spunky young whipper snapper he used to be.....they still look pretty cool. to me it jsut shows he was young once and he still has that "tough guy" look even in his condition.

hunkpapap #17.1.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

uh, i don't mean to start a war here, but if you read hte article CLOSELY, it doesn't mention it as a conscience matter...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i kinda think you're right

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't know..I didn't get that it wasn't from the article. Being that almost everything is a conscience matter with us and that it just emphasises that one should think about it very carefully before doing it.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

the idea of a tattoo doesnt interest me personally. i dont like the idea of permanent body art. im too fond of change. but here is what struck me from the article: Significantly, the Mosaic Law forbade God’s people to tattoo themselves. Said Leviticus 19:28: “You must not make cuts in your flesh for a deceased soul, and you must not put tattoo marking upon yourselves. I am Jehovah.” Pagan worshipers, such as the Egyptians, tattooed the names or symbols of their deities on their breast or arms. By complying with Jehovah’s ban on tattoo markings, the Israelites would stand out as different from other nations.—Deuteronomy 14:1, 2.
While Christians today are not under the Law of Moses, the prohibition it laid on tattooing is sobering. (Ephesians 2:15; Colossians 2:14, 15) If you are a Christian, you would certainly not want to make markings on your body—even temporarily—that smack of paganism or false worship.

its like mitch hellengberger said: i wish having long hair was not associated with drug use but something else like extreme longing for cake. even if one likes the idea of a tattoo, most people associate them with deviant culture and what christian would choose to do that? Consider also whether choosing to get a tattoo would enhance or undermine your claim of being a Christian. Could it be a “cause for stumbling” others?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the thing is, it was the mosaic law, which we are no longer under. however its like getting a mohawk or going to nightclubs or anything else where it doesnt say anything explicitly

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oh, um, hehehe *pats down mohawk*

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha , funny you mention mohawks, I was going to get one over the weekend for a girls night out.(which was such a blast) but alas my hairdresser didnt show. But I got something equally as cool. I love mohawks, my kid is definatly having them up to 5 yrs old I'll allow it. (not the shaved head kind of mohawks, btw)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 reaf

the chick who won from america's next top model had a mohawk and she looked gorgeous

http://realitytv.about.com/od/americasnexttopmodel/ss/NaimaPics.htm

reaf reafOG 2002 socalgal

ha ha NICE, I'd love to do something like that with my hair, but it may be to long.
I'm surprised she won, she is not a naturally pretty girl, she needed makeup to make her. to me anyway I only saw one episode so I could be wrong, she did look the coolest when done up though.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

thanks for citing that info, helpful helen

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

so im not so good with names. whats yours again?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Brian

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, I totally understood that. I don't think it makes the best impression (or even a good one) for being a christian, but at the same time..a lot of things people do can have the same effect. Same goes for stumbling people.

Personally, not a fan of tattoos. I don't feel the need to push the envelope either. But if someone is going to get one that's their choice and I am not stumbled by it and I'm not going to criticize what someone elses' conscience allows them to do.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i was lying i meant to start drama

tesoro #17.2 tesoroOG 2001

i dont know exactly how i feel about tattoos. i'd never want something big and obvious, but i think a really tiny, penny sized flower or something in an inconspicuous spot would look so cute. so if no one sees it, other than my husband and i, is it wrong? i dont really think so. i guess it can still reflect a "spirit of the world". stil, i'm undecided...i guess thats why i dont have any tats. haha

thatdarngirl #17.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I agree with your whole post!

hunkpapap #17.2.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

see i love the big ones. :( I'd get the freakin jolly roger if i could. but then again i'm weird...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

for the record: i've decided to get a tattoo of my first and favorite car the Chevy Citation2! it will be on my back and as big as a matchbox car! jk

tesoro #17.3 tesoroOG 2001
thatdarngirl #17.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I think that's the same one that was in the Watchtower we were talking about.

specialk #17.4 specialkOG 2003

Reading all these posts, I find I agree with a little bit of what everyone said. I myself, have a tattoo from before I came into the truth. A lot of people in my hall are aware I have it, and a lot aren't. When we're at any type of Christian gathering, I keep it well covered up, which is easy to do, so the only way people know I have it, is if, for example, the topic comes up in conversation, or they accidenatlly see it. I regret getting it, but after 7 years of seeing it all the time, I forget it's there. Don't get me wrong, I think it's cute from time to time, and Adam likes it too, but I'd never get another one, nor would he be ok with me getting another one. I've thought about getting it removed, but to me, it serves as a reminder of who I used to be, and how far I've come. I wasn't a nice person when I got the tattoo, but 7 years later, I've done a complete 180, and seeing the tattoo keeps that fresh in my mind, and allows me to remember I'm not that same person anymore.
It's had some downsides too.....there are a few people who kinda figure that, if I've given up everything from my previous lifestyle, I should get rid of the tattoo as well. But honestly, having the tattoo doesn't make me a bad person, it doesn't change who I am now, and I'm very respectful as far as keeping it covered up. I think there's definite instruction, so to speak, as far as say, getting them once you are already a baptized Witness (however who am I to judge?), but as far as having them before you came into the truth, and keeping them, I see nothing wrong with that.

I've rambled enough, and I don't think I make sense anymore. So I'll stop now. :)

fivezero #17.4.1 fivezeroOG 2003

you sure said a lot there and it's nice. really very nice. but don't go avoiding a key point, please. what's the tattoo of?

specialk #17.4.1.1 specialkOG 2003

Hahahaha.....oh crap. Did I tell you this already? 'Cause this may just mess up all the good points I just made.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

shhh, shhh. is it of jeff foxworthy? or maybe a pick up truck? i know! it's a rose!

specialk specialkOG 2003

Oh no.,.....nothing girly. It's cool.....I'll say that much.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

is it Optimus Prime? or Snake-Eyes from G.I Joe? Maybbbeee Doug and Patty Mayonaise holding hands?!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

oh come on! i want to know what it is!

specialk specialkOG 2003

Ok, I give up.....it's Kokopelli.

Here's a pic I found online......not the exact same one as mine, but you get the idea.
www.wizardsofmetal.com/images/YA-Kokopelli.jpg

It has specific meaning for me, because it's a Native American design, and I happen to be part Native American. So I thought it was kinda cool.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

WOW, wacky tattoo. I think the dude from Rusted Root has the same one. Enjoy, lol. As for the part American Indian line, all I have to say is: if you're less than an 8th American Indian then you're basically Puerto Rican.

specialk specialkOG 2003 fivezero

Hahaha....about the Indian joke....ow, man. Nah, I'm still officially Native American.

I just thought it was cool when I got it.....not to say roses and butterflies aren't pretty too, but those are SOOOO common. I like the originality of mine.

superhero #17.5 superheroOG 2004

and how, exactly, are tatoos different from piercings?

tesoro #17.5.1 tesoroOG 2001

that's simple. tats are permanent.

superhero #17.5.1.1 superheroOG 2004

ok, uhm, tattoos can be removed. it's expensive but it can be done.

a piercing will always leave a scar (unless you get THAT removed)

specialk specialkOG 2003

How true, how true....you can still see where I had my bellybutton pierced......both times. And that was ages ago.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

haha, yes, that's true, tat's ARE removable. but how much easier is it to take out a ring, than spend a few grand to remove a tat. (plus ppl. have scars all over their body...what's the prob. with a scar?)

this is what i think. if you have a big, obvious tat or a facial piercing...you are going for the reaction b/c you want to look rebellious...worldly, whatever.

if you have something inconspicuous where no one can see it...it's your own conscience. i feel more strongly against tats because of the permanency of them.

personally, i am not against belly piercings...that is something a lot of people dont get offended by, and if you have an inkling that someone will....you just take it out for the day at the beach. if you have a privilege of service, i do think your standard should be higher, because you are scrutinized more so. i know quite a few pioneers with belly piercings, that just keep theirs covered. and like everyone was talking about the other day, different areas definatly feel more or less strongly about things.

that's my deal, this is something everyone has to come to their own conclusion about...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i only disagree with belly button piercings if the person who has it has a big fat belly. i'm not saying everybody has to be in perfect shape, but why draw more attention to it??

specialk specialkOG 2003

Hahahaha.....I couldn't agree with you more on this. :)

reaf reafOG 2002

oh before I forget, There is a salon called Kokapeli by me and as soon as i read it he came into my head , I was like what are the chances. cause on there sign out front they have him.

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha, I agree with that completly matt.

Personally I think peircings are worse than tats.
Tats are a peice of art. (depeaning on how it is done of course)
Peircings just look dirty.
Tounge rings, Gross
Belly button rings flashy and for what ever reason draws a sex appeal, even though it's not
Facial pericings just silly

Word homeslice..

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahahhaa, so true...nothing worse then a big fat belly, with a big fat dangly object hanging from it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

nice, all the married women agree with me :)

but seriously... look at my big fat belly! i'm accentuating it by wearing a cutoff shirt and a piece of jewlery. everybody look!

specialk specialkOG 2003

Yes there is....picture that, but in spandex.....SHINY spandex, no less. Ugh.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ugh, nice image.

shiny gold spandex, barely covering big old cottage cheesy legs, a WWF tee tied around the neck to reveal a big old flabby belly with a dangly ring

specialk specialkOG 2003 thefunkyfresh

And a mullet....you forgot about the mullet. :)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder specialk

dyed bright orange!

specialk specialkOG 2003 thefunkyfresh

But not completely orange....there has to be some leftover platinum blonde in there from when she last had it dyed.

Two-tone haircolor is SO hot these days. Like a tiger.....grrrrrrr.....

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

add the fat spilling over the spandex and you've just described most of keansburg

specialk specialkOG 2003 beachbum

And Northern Kentucky/some of Cincinnati/all of Hamilton.

I love Ohio.

juicymango #16 juicymangoOG 2003

I hate that guy Ty from the Home Makeover show. I want him to one day be crushed by a bulldozer accidentally while I am driving it. Whoops did i say that outloud?

yay #15 yayOG 2004

I THINK TREES THAT ARE SHORT ARE DUMB

flomojopoanode #15.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

oh, that's right, he went there.

reaf #14 reafOG 2002

ha ha ha

reaf #13 reafOG 2002

whoops, double post

superhero #12 superheroOG 2004

i like the ones based on the life of Timothy

originalsnob #11 originalsnobOG 2004

I dunno if this is controversial or not. Things I don't get about...The American image & mass media:

#1 If one is of a particular extraction and they have curves and a bit more to them naturally...it's called voluptuous or curvacious, considered sexy.

If one is of another mixture and they have a similar build it's big boned or full figured, like the person should loose weight.

#2 If someone is thin, then they are too thin, and therefore MUST be anorexic or bulimic (as though no one has heard of genetics).

#3 If you gain weight then you're overweight adding to the "American Epidemic".

#4 If one person has a pale complexion then it's considered delicate or fair. If another person is a bit pale, they're considered pasty and emaciated.

#5 If a person gets a tan, they're at risk for skin cancer and they need to stop tanning. If a person fake bakes then it adds a nice "summer glow" or a "sexy just came from the beach bronze".

#6 If one is of one nationality and they have frizzy hair (we're talkin totally frazzled) they're called riglets (despite the fact that they will cut you if you touch them) not a thing delicate or fem about them.

YET. If one is of another persuasion the same EXACT pattern of curls are described as kinky or coarse.

#7 If one person looks one way and they have a little substance to their lips they're called pouty or sensous and considered sexy.

Once again if the person's look slightly varies the lips are describe as Big (like they're juicy and disgusting)

#8 First subject colors their hair and "it looks sooo good" but, if we vary from the formula subject number two is considered a poser or phony.

#9 If one is darker than a "summer glow" then they're DARK. If another is darker but, with a slight twist they're considered exotic.

#10 If someone with natural pigment tries to even out their complexion then, they MUST have the Jako complex.

**These are only a few of the crazy & confusing things I've noticed. Unfortunately, i'm sure there are a lot more. agree\disagree site examples.

socalgal #11.1 socalgalOG 2003

contradiction at its very best!

thefunkyfresh #11.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

why's it always gotta be about race with you?! jk jk

originalsnob #11.2.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Hahaha okay, n e wayze... my friends were just laughing about this the other day. It was me, my girlfriend who's Ecuadorian,and my girlfriend who's Korean (but was raised in an Italian household).

My friend that's Korean, says a lot of people are suprised when she says she's 100% Asian 'cause she's very curvy and she thinks that they expect this super tiny delicate little girl just because she says Asian.
My other girlfriend looks very South American but, she was born & raised right here and encouraged to stick with English so, she understands Spanish but doesn't really speak it. It's just interesting people's expectations and the way the media portrays what is or isn't correct, that's all.

flomojopoanode #11.2.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

I'm ecaudorian. How YOU doin?

oh. Sorry, yay.

yay #11.3 yayOG 2004

ABCDEFG

yay #10 yayOG 2004

my bagels hurt my eyeballs

flomojopoanode #10.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

try eating them in your mouth instead.

yay #10.1.1 yayOG 2004

oh. oh hey. woah, check that out huh

hunkpapap #9 hunkpapapOG 2003

Women can't drive.

fivezero #9.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I've found that either they can drive really well OR they are an emotional and dangerous liability on the road.

rocksupastar #9.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

agreed... lotta woman i know arent the BEST drivers... then you have my wife... who drives like 5 under the whole time and is the most responsible driver ever...

juicymango #9.2 juicymangoOG 2003

a lot of people can't drive. Some of them happen to be women, and some of them happen to be men. Having said that, I am a horrible, terrible driver. However, I have been driving 10 years with no accident and like 1 ticket. I don't really know what that proves. I am actually very surprised that I have not killed anyone yet with my horrible driving.

socalgal #9.3 socalgalOG 2003

SOME women.....lol

i hate women drivers who're on their cell phones! i wanna throw rocks at them! they're the WORST!!!!

rocksupastar #9.3.1 rocksupastarFounder

lol westcoast, your like the worst driver of them all.. .

aww shoot

socalgal #9.3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

im the best female driver around!!! sorry you can't drive as well as me!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i could drive a PUSH lawnmower, with NO wheels, naked, with only 1 leg, blindedfolded, in SAND, UPHILL, better than you could drive... true story

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

EWWWWWWW toooooooo much info!!!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yeah, the pushmower i think was a bit over the top.

forrestina #9.4 forrestinaOG 2002

asian women...that's a double whammy. disclaimer: it's not their fault they aren't equipped with peripheral vision

socalgal #9.4.1 socalgalOG 2003

asian women on a cell phone.....the worst!!!!

ilikebirds #9.4.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Blind/Deaf/mute asian women on cell phones are the absolute worst!

hunkpapap #9.5 hunkpapapOG 2003

i was kidding, just wanted to see if i can start controversy. I've still got it i guess...

superhero #8 superheroOG 2004

hi i'm tired of stupid milk jokes

fivezero #8.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I love milk in cereal.

violetboregaurd #8.1.1 violetboregaurdOG 2003

i just had soy milk, silk, in fact in my cereal this morning. It was de-lectable.

fivezero #8.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I like silk. and rice dream. mad hot.

fivezero #7 fivezeroOG 2003

It's kinda funny, I HATE at least one thing about each and every person here.

iwz #7.1 iwz

Me too, .... but, kinda more in the two things per person area

fivezero #7.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I hear ya.

originalsnob #7.2 originalsnobOG 2004

I don't know a single person on all of ezabel well enough to HATE.

fivezero #7.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Whoaaa there, child. I don't hate anyone either. Read the above two posts again.

originalsnob #7.2.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

No worries here :)
I'm just saying whatever the case. Seems like a wasted topic... things one dislikes or "hates" about others. Mostly, because we're ALL flawed why be drawing on the negative? So what, not every person likes everything about everyone they know or meet. Nothing new under the sun.

Honestly, I was a little curious more wondering what made you think of this, were you steamed @ sum 1? HATE is a really strong word but, if it best describes what you feel, at least you're being honest\real.

*taking this in a different direction your honesty is one of the qualities I really respect, I like real people

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

S'more of a joke. This IS the drama forum. BUT we've all got things we hate about each other! I'm sure we love many many more things. Sometimes, your posts my head hurt, lol.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

"I'm sure we love many more things" that was my point ;)
Your sense of humor is complex.

perrin perrinOG 2004

I don't know hates a pretty strong word I would think dislike would be more fitting but hey that's me.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yes, that IS you, isn't it?

perrin perrinOG 2004

YUP YUP sure is. :-P

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I like your fuzzy head

forrestina #7.3 forrestinaOG 2002

the feeling is mutual

fivezero #7.3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

*mwah*

rocksupastar #7.4 rocksupastarFounder

what do you hate about me? its my hair isnt it... you wish i was blonde... dont you... WELL I CANT BE PERFECT!!!!

sunshyne #7.5 sunshyneOG 2004

like what?

fivezero #7.5.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I'm just causing drama. I don't really know anyone well enough to say I hate certain things about them. Some people annoy me just by being themselves and I'm sure I annoy people in a similar way. I hate phakers, phonies and philanderers.

sunshyne #7.5.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

brrrrrrrring it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it's already been broughten

web-toedchloe #7.6 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I know... it's my big ears, isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!

fivezero #7.6.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Haha, you have big ears? Never noticed. I only met you once.

web-toedchloe #7.6.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Nah, my ears are normal sized. It's a Simpsons quote. Mike's comment reminded me of it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Oh, ok. hehe

originalsnob #6 originalsnobOG 2004

Am I the only one that thinks it'd be all kinds of fun to make an actual soap (a spoof really)...no plot...no script...develop your character & all the rest as the camera rolls. Why was I cursed with this creativity??? Matt stop putting ideas in my head :P

beachbum #6.1 beachbumOG 2002

we used to do a scottish soap called "All My Laddies". It was good fun.

thatdarngirl #5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

When I was a senior in HS I was in AP Lit. One of the girls I was friends with was not the brightest crayon in the box. She wasn't stupid..she just wasn't real smart. She was showing everyone her admissions essay for college and asked me to look at it. It sucked real bad. It was on the topic of like who's been important in your life. She'd say stuff like "my mom has always been there for me" but then leave it at that. When I told her to include examples like "my mom has always been there for me..like that time I ate my pet goldfish and she grabbed it out of my throat" but she didn't think so and said it was fine. It still makes me mad that she got into college.

thefunkyfresh #5.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

you're really funny today! like even more funny than usual

thatdarngirl #5.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hah..but I'm being totally serious!! I was pouring my OJ and for some reason I thought of this and got annoyed all over again.

socalgal #5.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

heeheehee you're so cute lyndz!!!

money talks.....you can be a talking monkey and they'll let you in college as long as they're getting the moola.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Very true.

iwz iwz

My lips hurt real bad!

thatdarngirl #4 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Okay!! If I hear one more person start talking like Napoleon Dynamite in the middle of a conversation I may have to hurt them.

rocksupastar #4.1 rocksupastarFounder

do the chickens have large talons?

fivezero #4.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i too am annoyed by this. ghey.

thefunkyfresh #4.3 thefunkyfreshFounder

from the onion:

Entire Napoleon Dynamite Plot Pieced Together Through Friends' Quotes
AUSTIN, TX—Although he has never seen the 2004 indie hit Napoleon Dynamite, Michael Osman, 23, has cobbled together its entire plot via his friends' endless quoting of the film. "Well, Napoleon's brother said, 'Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day,' and then got a visit from his Internet girlfriend," Osman said. "Then Napoleon told his Uncle Rico that he could make 120 bucks 'in like five seconds,' and went to work on a chicken farm. Then Napoleon gave Trisha a drawing, said, 'It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip,' and asked her to the dance." Osman added that he has a pretty good idea what a liger looks like.

ilikebirds #4.4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

YES PLZ!
if i hear the words " quesadILLLA" " gosh " or anything that sounds stupid.. i'm going to milk my own nipples. and disappear and put my face on the cartons of milk squeezed from my own bewbs.

yay #4.4.1 yayOG 2004

QUESA-DILLA MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD CAN YOU GET ME SOME CHAPSTICK
GOSH
YOU EVER TAKE IT OVER ANY SWEET JUMPS QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA

yay #4.4.1.1 yayOG 2004

QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA QUESA-DILLA

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

50 bottles down... 3 million more to go...

fivezero #3 fivezeroOG 2003

come get some!

yay #2 yayOG 2004

i refuse to post a comment to this

yay #2.1 yayOG 2004

doh, wait ...now i refuse to comment

yay #2.1.1 yayOG 2004

grrrrrrrrrrrr starting now, i refuse to comment

yay #2.1.1.1 yayOG 2004

SKLJDFLKJSDL:FJSDL:FJK

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yo, yo, yo. you just keep on contra-dkcing yose;f!!!!!1111

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

lol

rocksupastar #1 rocksupastarFounder

I think this thread was directed at me. What do you mean by soap? are you trying to say that i dont shower? are you calling me a dirty italian? is that a crack at my heritage? Are you racist now? Thats it, im out of the truth.

socalgal #1.1 socalgalOG 2003

i think he's trying to say you're a drama queen. tsk tsk

originalsnob #1.2 originalsnobOG 2004

Crack...

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