BREAKING NEWS FROM AP WIRE: AVIATOR FOOLS AGAIN

New Jersey-Apparently that ball of controversy has struck again. At a recent wedding in the Garden State a particular website nuisance was able to speak with the very same dictator he so defies. Analysts and experts on the subject liken it to Che Guevara walking up to Juan Peron and chatting. Of course it’s not the same because there probably were wanted posters of said Guevara in his homeland thus nullifying the reality of such a meeting. And our beloved Flower could not actually be shot until dead. Otherwise, analysts assure us it was an imaginary mirror image of such a meeting.

The exchange took place only briefly with Herr Zabel being unaware of the historic exchange. Since this captain of industry and the internet has so much on his mind it is unclear as to whether he at all remembers the chance encounter or even the face of the nefarious rebel. As of press time, the autocratic figure could not be reached for comment. It is also unclear as to what exactly would have been done had the modern day ‘Che’ carried out his original plan of asking ‘Evita’ to dance.

The unexpected meetings did not stop there. GBS was also able to walk up to notorious eZabel partier Tai “horde alliance” Pham and initiate a brief but memorable exchange about alcoholic beverages. He also commented to our reporter that his eZabel idol Tai was a man about the dance floor, something already clear to most in the tri-state area.

Officials are still waiting for photos to develop in order to determine the extent of the visibility of person X and just how many people he introduced himself to or actually saw that evening including other online residents of the eZabel state. Our star reporter stumbled upon this story ON the eZabel website itself with a comment directly from the alleged and still wonders aloud, “How did no one else catch this?” But that is why we are the voice of the eZabel underground and you are not. Viva la revolucion…….