Weird Sayings/Sounds
by Through the 21 years of my life I have coined many sayings/phrases/sounds. Here are some of my favorites.
Mongrolific-To look gross/frumphy. "That sweater looks mongrolific on you".
Mushkie-This was my cat Midnight's nickname. He was such a mush...I called him Mushkie...some times Mushka Babooshka. (Kamila, didn't Tina ask you if this meant something in Polish? hahaha)
RAHHHH!-If you don't like something or if something isn't going your way...and you can't express your feelings, you just RAHHH! *Not to be used in serious situations*
Meaaaaaaaa!-This is my sister-in-law's and my favorite. Anytime you're bored but have nothing to say...a good meaaa..does it just right.
Chunkdified-If something doesn't taste right, it's not gross, it's "chunkdified". Or something can be "chunked up".
I know I'm not the only weirdo on eZabel...so what are some of your weird phrases?
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So I met this gentleman informal witnessing somwehere a while back. I think he was on something tripping back to the 70's LOL...He mentioned that he had studied w/ someone in the past but, described the brother as a "square". Old school HA!
whoops, I still use that.
i'm sure i've posted this on here, but my terms of endearment are stinkermuffin and boob, boobalah, boobie, boobah. you are really special to me if i ever call you one of these.
NO WAY! my gramma used to call me Boobalah! she said it meant "babydoll" in sicilian!
ha yea it's a family thing with valentis-my mom musta picked it up when she married dad (siciliano)
oh man! that's so cool! i thought it was made up..
i say things are bumpkin. like, hello my bumpkin, what's the mail doing in my bumpkin, and what the bumpkin is that thing coming out of her nose?
it's a universal word.
also i like a good pair of toenail clippers.
no, no. a bumpkin is a backwards country person with no ambiton but to get a big pick up truck. a blumpkin is a big booty.
omg BLUMPKIN...brings tears to my eyes.
nothing unique, but i replace parts of words with "io" sometimes. for example, instead of "imitation" i say "imiotation." i also like to add = iscious or isciousness on the end of words. and i use ew in a positive sense. i.e. ew! i love your dress.
LOL! you are so cute! i love those!
oh! that reminds me lol I add "ia" at the end of words
"how was your weekendia?"
stuff like dat.
AND words that end with "tion" are really "sheeeonn"
like gradooaysheeeonnn
DAH! I don't know I just started saying it one day instead of BAH! I just like the sound and feel of it. TRY IT! you know you want to. lol
my brain has exploded
When we were younger, if my grand didn't think my sister brushed her teeth properly she'd say "get the bread off your teeth". This used to gross me out 'cause I mean...plaque and bread two VERY DIFFERENT things.
On the matter of Chunkdified, when I was twelve something gross came across the lunch table and I was like it was all Funktified...very much to my dismay I later learned that I had not coined this phrase.
GAH
everything in this forum is GAH
somtimes i hear things out of the "corner of my ear"
lip lice-refers to if someone drinks out of your glass or takes a bite of your food. they get their lip lice on it.
hha we say "lip chap"
I often say "close the light" instead of "turn off the light"
and sometimes I say "turn off the door"
i'm Polish
weeeeird, i say close the light too. i was gonna put that in here but i didnt think it was worthy of being weird enough
i never say turn off the door though
yeah i think i've only said the door thing like, once, when i was very confused. But yeah lights get closed. Not turned off.
And they get opened.
i do the same thing...."open or close the light" i do sometimes say "shut the light" instead of "shut the light OFF". I dont really know if that's odd, but people here make fun of me for it.
Oh my, this is different but, it sounds kind of cute...Maybe I'd have to hear you guys actually say it.
nice to know i'm normal. i thought my sisters and i were the only ones to say "close the light"
oh i just remembered another...."arfing"
as in....that movie was so arfing gay.
arfing=used in replace of "stinkin, freakin"
hmmm, i'm not convinced
"booty chedder" - something that is wack or crazy.
ex. "What do you mean qdoba closes at 9. That's booty chedder."
"togged to the bricks"-when you are looking snazy.
ex. "you look togged to the bricks in your new dress buddy."
"mitt me"- to congratualte someone
ex. mitt me kid, im getting married.
"caddy whumpus."-someting out of alignement, crazy, all over the place.
ex. "Girl your hair is lookin all caddy whumpus today."
you, my friend... have issues...
wow, it's so funny....how your own weird sayings make perfect sense...then you read someone elses and you're like...wow...THEY are weird. hahahah i'm jk....i could get into a few....i like "mitt me" the best.
I see what you're sayin', but actually, I think everyone thinks that Julie's sayings are weird when they read them. :)
do you wanna fist fight right now?. but at least you didnt say they sound weird when is say them. cuz who would ever make fun of the way i talk. :P
but also i found a new one from this book i was reading:
"shake a wicked calf."-to go dance crazily
ex.: "We're gonna head out to the floor and shake a wicked calf. jealous?"
you are definitely not the only weirdo.
I like to call pieces of paper slices of paper.
If I get hurt or if I mess something up, I (or it) got junked up.
I know I've got tons, but I can't think of any more right now.
hahahha! i love that! "slices of paper"
I love how Flavor Flav of Public Enemy says "yeahhhh, boyyy." One of the most welcome sounds in my world.
i know you've been away for a while, but there is a journal on this already..
when i first read your comment, i was like, WHAT, i wrote a journal about this...but then i realized...no, no...it wasnt me. so what's it called? post the link! i wanna see what people said.
it's okay, though, because stinkin journals don't work the way they used to. So this is a good thread.
no... you ARE the only weirdo on eZabel...oh lay!
i was trying to think of something weird that you have done to prove you are a weirdo. and all i can remember right now is "H.G.W."
lol WHY do you always have to bring that up... lol
meaaaaaaaaaa..... :-)
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