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Easy Bake Oven

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by toxicgirlOG 2003
· Aug 20, 2003 · 201 views

I just learned that it takes a mouse 4 hours to die in an easy bake oven. Makes me wonder about the many ways our toys were grossly misused. For instance, if you want a home-made obstacle course, dare your younger brother and sister to run past you as you swing your Skip-it in circles. Laugh histerically as they fail and fall flat on their face.

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malibu #4 malibuOG 2001

i got a second hang easy-bake oven and it only had like one mix thing left and it was the horrible brownies..... we made them.....they tasted bad....we cried....and never made them again.

theremin #3 thereminOG 2002

Someone was watching, I Love 1973 on VH1. hahaha!!! Well, now you know that I was too. ;-)

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#3.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

Oh man, I've been caught red handed.

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#2 exitstageleftOG 2003

who was it that sat there for 4 hours, waiting for the mouse to die? poor mouse, i hope it wasn't running around frantically shooting off sparks and stuff the entire time. and how did the oven not break if it was on for 4 hours...it just doesn't seem like they would have that sort of power. i mean it's supposed to be a toy right? in 4 hours you could probably cook several chickens. "what's for dinner tonight honey?" "well i thought we'd have ez-bake chicken!" (can you tell work is not holding my attention today?) ahh don't mind me, i'm just jealous, i never got to have an ez-bake oven and to this day i'm still tempted to get one.

thatdarngirl #2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

How old are you? I've been still tempted to get one as well.

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#2.1.1 exitstageleftOG 2003

23, which really ought to be too old to play with one of those, but i still want to..

thatdarngirl #2.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm hoping that when I get married I will receive one as a wedding present. I'll be set for life then

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toxicgirlOG 2003

You might be the first person in history to register for your wedding at Toys R Us.

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exitstageleftOG 2003

if you have the nerve to register for it, i'll have the nerve to buy it for ya! ;)

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

you gals have me feeling sorry for all of you . . . I'll buy all of you one

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#2.2 toxicgirlOG 2003

SEVERAL chickens!!!??? Are you out of your bird!!!??? Easy Bake ovens use a 40 watt light bulb to cook. It would take a year for you to cook 1 chicken, that is if your oven doesn't blow up first.

thatdarngirl #1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I always wanted an Easy Bake Oven. I had my $20 all ready and was waiting for my mom to take me to the toy store when my supposed best friend told me that easy bake ovens could burn down my house and that it wasn't a good idea and I could just borrow hers. I still don't have one.

skaorsk8 #1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think the more important question here is - is she still your best friend?

thatdarngirl #1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

No..I go through best friends a lot. She lasted between the ages of like 7 and 11.

yodasucka #1.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

haha i do that too! i have a new best friend like every month...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

It's girls fault, they're just not nice people.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hello there miss, as a moderator here... i'd like you to TONE it DOWN a bit. thanks

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

NO I WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN! you think you're all tough "oh lookit me i was a flagella now i'm a person" WELL YOU'RE NOT BUDDY bring it on, i'll take you and your little gorilla suit wearing, booze cruise drinkin friends.

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