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by exitstageleftOG 2003
· Sep 15, 2003 · 153 views

i have heard it said that twinkies are so synthetic, they're indestructible. they can survive a nuclear holocaust. after the mushroom cloud dissipated, there would be nothing left but michael jackson and twinkies. maybe we should be building airplanes and bomb shelters out of twinkies, instead of eating them.

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thatdarngirl #3 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Twinkies were the mascot of my jell-o wrestling team.

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#2 exitstageleftOG 2003

do any of y'all actually eat twinkies, or did you just come in here to mack it? hahaha

tinser #1 tinserOG 2002

hahaha, see...now that's thinking...we need people like you to run the world.

skaorsk8 #1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

no...we need people like her to run YOU. because you're getting a little out of control, courtney tinserE.

tinser #1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

hahaha, you added an E to my fake last name. I wonder if that makes tinser irish?

skaorsk8 #1.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

how about you pick me up and i be your date to larry's graduation party?

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, how that related to my last name, i'm not sure....but okay

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

guess this is a way of saying " ty, move on." .. i see how it is.

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm ty's mail order bride....so i dont think i can move on

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

you have your own "macking" forum, dan, so if you're going to mack, do it there. Oh!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

jealous? (what's the male equivalent to 'a cat fight'?)

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I think it has something to do with roosters....

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

bad dean  

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahaha. this is the true name. i was trying to think of it and i read this and began the laughin.

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