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Million Dollar Invention Ideas RECOVERED

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thefunkyfresh #6 thefunkyfreshFounder

well... they did it:
http://www.biotaspringwater.com/

iwz #6.1 iwz

it'll make a delicious meal!

forrestina #5 forrestinaOG 2002

Matt, I don't know about biodegradable water bottles. I'm picturing you carrying around a skin bottle and I'm not sure how well that would go over in today's society. Although I always recycle, I was starting to feel guilty about all the water bottles I used. And since reusing the bottles is supposed to be dangerous (not to mention it makes water taste pretty gross)...I am now using an aluminum/stainless steel bottle from Sigg.

superhero #4 superheroOG 2004

Matt, your second idea is great. However, i think there's not something like that already, hence the "30% less plastic!" water bottle.

thefunkyfresh #4.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

that's perfect because you could print right on the bottle: "100% less plastic!"

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#3 brothermanOG 2004

I'm going to invent a remote control that does the following:

1) When women want to spend money, a simple click erases the thought from their heads.
2) When women get all emotional, you can click "fast-forward" to skip passed their rants.
3) When a man is hungry, thirsty, or wants a massage... a simple click gives him what he wants.
4) When kids get cranky, click.... they disappear till the next day.
5) When you need a vacation, a drop screen of many luxurious locations pop up and a simple click instantaneously takes you there.

I can see many more uses for such an ingenius device. Now I need funding. We've got programmers, mechanical designers, etc. Any electrical engineers on here? LETS DO IT!!!!!

Ok... back to reality...;oP

superhero #3.1 superheroOG 2004

i would buy this remote control in an instant.

socalgal #3.2 socalgalOG 2003

i would invent something so men get PMS and all the crazyness we have to deal with. you guys would DIE! you flip at the slightest sniffle....

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#3.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

Click.... LOL

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#3.2.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

You and my wife both officially get clicked off today. hahahahaha

fivezero #3.2.2 fivezeroOG 2003

PMS is literally sanctioned female mental illess

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#3.2.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

hahahahahahaha

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#3.2.3 alexOG 2001

wouldnt you rather invent something that made it so women didnt have PMS?

socalgal #3.2.3.1 socalgalOG 2003

YES FOR SURE. but def something so men can get a feel of what we go through...id guarantee at the first sign of a cramp you'd die.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i guarantee i wouldn't. women think that they are so great because they deal with SO much pain. blah blah blah. please!! gimme a break. there's a reason most women don't play sports or do things that that get them scratched or bruised up, or scream when they see a bug, or cry when they stub their toe. it's because they are wimps!!!!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hey i get scratched up, i get bruised. i was the only girl on my hockey team. i dont scream at bugs, i get my hair wet....my niece is a boys football coach, my other niece is a boxer....so that list doesnt apply to me or the girls in my family. :P

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#3.2.3.2 brothermanOG 2004

PMS is 365 days a year in women, not just 3-5 days a month. LOL

flomojopoanode #2 flomojopoanodeFounder

lol, Matt, what about the "SphincTones"

iwz #1 iwz

Mine is also fart related!

I want a toilet that has a built in silencer. So you don't have to hear people in the restroom going to town. Also so they can't hear you. I already know who #2 works for. I don't need to be reminded of it.

So it could be a little speaker system in the bowl that monitors all sounds and puts out the exact opposite waveform for some sweet noise canceling action. It could even use the porcelain as a noise inductor.

I think my idea is worth $5 million.

iwz #1.1 iwz

I can't decide on a name.. either the PlopStop or the Flatulencer.

thefunkyfresh #1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

first of all... this is a genius idea! I hate going to someone's house or to a stall and blowing it up for all to hear! I also hate having to pee on the side of the bowl so people won't hear me. you guys know what i'm talking about.

second of all... the plop stopper is a million dollar name just on its own. i love it!

flomojopoanode #1.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

ok, TOTALLY agree here, this idea is perfect, and even before you said "noise cancellation" I was thinking exactly that. Terrific names, too!

fivezero #1.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

hysterical.

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#1.2 brothermanOG 2004

Here's the solution to that one... Don't go to the bathroom when others are in there. I purposely wait till stalls are empty at work. You're idea just lost a lot of zeros. It's down to $5.99. LOL

flomojopoanode #1.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

I can one up you. Just don't go to the bathroom anymore. COLOSTOMY BAGS FOR ALL!

superhero #1.3 superheroOG 2004

first off, i always sit. regardless of whether i'm peeing or pooping, i sit. it cuts down on noise signficantly.

number two (haha), i always turn on the water while i'm going. let everyone think i'm an obsessive handwasher, i don't care.

fivezero #1.3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

this makes perfect sense.

flomojopoanode #1.3.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

This is a good alternative, but it just covers over the sound, rather than eliminating it. I use Matt's method when I pee, but for #2, I'll turn on the fan and pray for the best.

Its almost like deodorant vs. arm pit removal.

That's a joke.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no todd, you THINK that's a joke, but that is the most amazing idea i've ever heard! who needs armpits!? seriously. they provide no medical function whatsoever as far as I know, and all they do is get sweaty and smelly. I think arm pit removal could become a lucrative business for plastic surgeons!

iwz iwz

come right up and get your new armpit mounds! they're the hot new thing!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

LOL, you're gonna sell the arm pits we cut out?

iwz iwz

ew gross!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

armpit mounds? like the candy "mounds", only armpit flavor?

iwz iwz

mm delicious!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i want a carbon fiber armpit

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oo, that'll cost ya

theremin thereminOG 2002

This is why they started doing the lucrative business of botox for armpits. So armpits can be kept.

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