Million Dollar Invention Ideas RECOVERED
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well... they did it:
http://www.biotaspringwater.com/
it'll make a delicious meal!
Matt, I don't know about biodegradable water bottles. I'm picturing you carrying around a skin bottle and I'm not sure how well that would go over in today's society. Although I always recycle, I was starting to feel guilty about all the water bottles I used. And since reusing the bottles is supposed to be dangerous (not to mention it makes water taste pretty gross)...I am now using an aluminum/stainless steel bottle from Sigg.
Matt, your second idea is great. However, i think there's not something like that already, hence the "30% less plastic!" water bottle.
that's perfect because you could print right on the bottle: "100% less plastic!"
I'm going to invent a remote control that does the following:
1) When women want to spend money, a simple click erases the thought from their heads.
2) When women get all emotional, you can click "fast-forward" to skip passed their rants.
3) When a man is hungry, thirsty, or wants a massage... a simple click gives him what he wants.
4) When kids get cranky, click.... they disappear till the next day.
5) When you need a vacation, a drop screen of many luxurious locations pop up and a simple click instantaneously takes you there.
I can see many more uses for such an ingenius device. Now I need funding. We've got programmers, mechanical designers, etc. Any electrical engineers on here? LETS DO IT!!!!!
Ok... back to reality...;oP
i would buy this remote control in an instant.
i would invent something so men get PMS and all the crazyness we have to deal with. you guys would DIE! you flip at the slightest sniffle....
Click.... LOL
You and my wife both officially get clicked off today. hahahahaha
PMS is literally sanctioned female mental illess
hahahahahahaha
wouldnt you rather invent something that made it so women didnt have PMS?
YES FOR SURE. but def something so men can get a feel of what we go through...id guarantee at the first sign of a cramp you'd die.
i guarantee i wouldn't. women think that they are so great because they deal with SO much pain. blah blah blah. please!! gimme a break. there's a reason most women don't play sports or do things that that get them scratched or bruised up, or scream when they see a bug, or cry when they stub their toe. it's because they are wimps!!!!!
hey i get scratched up, i get bruised. i was the only girl on my hockey team. i dont scream at bugs, i get my hair wet....my niece is a boys football coach, my other niece is a boxer....so that list doesnt apply to me or the girls in my family. :P
PMS is 365 days a year in women, not just 3-5 days a month. LOL
lol, Matt, what about the "SphincTones"
Mine is also fart related!
I want a toilet that has a built in silencer. So you don't have to hear people in the restroom going to town. Also so they can't hear you. I already know who #2 works for. I don't need to be reminded of it.
So it could be a little speaker system in the bowl that monitors all sounds and puts out the exact opposite waveform for some sweet noise canceling action. It could even use the porcelain as a noise inductor.
I think my idea is worth $5 million.
I can't decide on a name.. either the PlopStop or the Flatulencer.
first of all... this is a genius idea! I hate going to someone's house or to a stall and blowing it up for all to hear! I also hate having to pee on the side of the bowl so people won't hear me. you guys know what i'm talking about.
second of all... the plop stopper is a million dollar name just on its own. i love it!
ok, TOTALLY agree here, this idea is perfect, and even before you said "noise cancellation" I was thinking exactly that. Terrific names, too!
hysterical.
Here's the solution to that one... Don't go to the bathroom when others are in there. I purposely wait till stalls are empty at work. You're idea just lost a lot of zeros. It's down to $5.99. LOL
I can one up you. Just don't go to the bathroom anymore. COLOSTOMY BAGS FOR ALL!
first off, i always sit. regardless of whether i'm peeing or pooping, i sit. it cuts down on noise signficantly.
number two (haha), i always turn on the water while i'm going. let everyone think i'm an obsessive handwasher, i don't care.
this makes perfect sense.
This is a good alternative, but it just covers over the sound, rather than eliminating it. I use Matt's method when I pee, but for #2, I'll turn on the fan and pray for the best.
Its almost like deodorant vs. arm pit removal.
That's a joke.
no todd, you THINK that's a joke, but that is the most amazing idea i've ever heard! who needs armpits!? seriously. they provide no medical function whatsoever as far as I know, and all they do is get sweaty and smelly. I think arm pit removal could become a lucrative business for plastic surgeons!
come right up and get your new armpit mounds! they're the hot new thing!
LOL, you're gonna sell the arm pits we cut out?
ew gross!
armpit mounds? like the candy "mounds", only armpit flavor?
mm delicious!
i want a carbon fiber armpit
oo, that'll cost ya
This is why they started doing the lucrative business of botox for armpits. So armpits can be kept.