First things first
by One of the kids in my hall asks everyone this question, and I think its a good one...soooo
What are some of the first things you are going to do in the new system? (Besides the obvious)
Two of mine are:
-Play with a killer whale
-Eat apples, peaches, plums, apricots all day long until i can't anymore
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i enjoy my mom's thought:
go and ask noah's wife how she felt knowing she was in charge of re-populating the entire earth.
I bet Noah didn't mind.
and i bet you Noah got sick of it. he's like "i'm tired! so tired! i'm tired of haaaavvvving sex!"
Great, now at the meeting Noah will be mentioned and Weezer is gonna play in my head. I hope I don't hum out loud.
Hah that's soo awesome! If Rivers could only know his song was really inspired by Noah.
i could totally hear [in my head] a talk wrapping up..."and brothers when rendering the marriage due, remember Noah and how he had to get his serve on over and over, every single day for many decades, so as to honor God's commandment to repopulate the earth."
I hope Noah never finds this thread. The poor guy was ridiculed enough when he was preaching and building the ark. This conversation might push him over the edge.
haha no maybe that's who ian quoted "I can't go for hourssss"
but noah's son's wives helped
yeah but they had never had children before. she gave birth to three sons already and knew how difficult it was to give birth and to raise them correctly and then knowing she had to start all over again when she was old and give birth to 100's more.
and they probably didn't have drugs back then either
they didn't have chopsticks either, since the Chinese culture hadn't been invented yet
how do chopsticks help in delivering babies?
Oh that's easy, didn't they teach you this in HS? First they stick the chopstick..actually, I probably shouldn't tell you because you'll never want to have babies.
forceps?? what are you guys REALLY talking about here?
no, i'm never having babies anyway...somebody else can have them for me
That works too. Though, I kind of want to be pregnant..for like a day. Have everyone come up to you and be all "Awwwww!!! blah blah blah" talking in little cutsie voices as if you were the baby.
haha, that is kinda funny....but no, i have absolutely no desire to carry around a nine pound lump
when you put it like that..it is horrendously disgusting.
Nine pound lump. Lovely.
When I was taking Head and Neck Anatomy, my professor showed us a picture of a tumor that was removed from a womens abdomen. It was like 25 pounds! (or more, I can't really remember). There is the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia that has all kinds of freakish medical exhibits. The tumor is on display there.
Didn't she notice it before it got that big? You would think at like..10 pounds you would notice it, because you're not pregnant and fat just doesn't feel like that.
i want to go find jonah and be like "man, when you were getting all grumpy with jehovah over that bottle-gourd plant, what WAS that?? what were you thinking?" then i'd laugh, and start walking away, and then turn back as if the thought had just struck me and say "oh yeah, and what was it like inside that fish?"
I really hope that we can still wear clothes in the new order. I have it tatooed on my brain that the only person you should see naked is your marriage partner. I mean, I would feel very uncomfortable going to an eZabel party and seeing everyone naked.
First thing I'll do in the new order, find someone to put not prescription lenses in my frames. I look bad without glasses. They are my security blanket.
haha, yeah...i'm with you on the clothing issue
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat are you crazy... i can't wait until the neked free new world.. life is gonna be greeeeaat
haha, i figured as much
imagine the possibilies.. after a night of partying you sleep out in the meadow... wake up all neked... then you run into a lake.. and wash up all naked.. and then you go about doing your daily thing all neked and free.. no more " what will i wear " none of that.. just neked.. i might wear socks though.. because.. i dont know.. i dont want dirt getting all in my toes.. but for serious.. sweet times ahead for us all
hahaha, i always wonder if Jehovah thinks you're funny, cuz i think you are
Do you wonder stuff like that too?
WHOA MAN.. i dont even wanna think about that. although i should.. i think Jehovahs consensus on me is : " THis guy... what will i do with him... what did i create. weirdo. ughhhh, you live and you learn alpha and omega.. you live and you learn "
i'm gonna have me some chinese food
See what it feels like inside a whale for 3 days. if i like it i'll stay.. if not. maybe i'll visit ninevah
glutton!
i will invent a motorcycle that flies.
...and set up a New World eZabel
-Stand underneath a waterfall.
-Lay in an open field and just stare at the sky
um, can't you do that now?
you'd have to be afraid of a shark coming down the waterfall and eating you, or getting ticks on you in the field
jumping jiminy christmas! a shark coming down a waterfall! most scary thought EVER.
does it matter? it will be different.
How about you give me enough money to go an exotic island so I can stand under a waterfall. THEN I can do it. BESIDES! It didn't say it had to be something that we can't do in this system.