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ekulu by ekuluOG 2002 · Aug 23, 2003 · 120 views

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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9 Comments

togatweeter #3 togatweeterOG 2003 stupid

LOL! nice one adam. i got one! a blonde girl walks into a bar and says "ouch!" hehe, i know it's old. it's still funny to me tho

walkngplaygrnd #2 walkngplaygrndOG 2003

HAHAHA . . . hope this joke didn't offend anyone . . . i LOVE blondes, too . . . actually, I'm not gonna lie . . . I love ALL women . . .

ilikebirds #2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ewwwwww you like blondes? ewwwww

walkngplaygrnd #2.1.1 walkngplaygrndOG 2003

blondes . . . brunettes . . . redheads . . . black-haired beauties . . . at the playground, all are welcome . . .

malibu #2.2 malibuOG 2001

hahahaha. i love to tell blonde jokes to my grandma. makes her so mad cuz she's a blonde but i love blonde jokes!!

fivezero #1 fivezeroOG 2003

UGH! i hate blondes!!!

yodasucka #1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

!!!!!!!!HEY!!!!!!!!!!

forrestina #1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

uh oh watch outtt

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#1.2 toxicgirlOG 2003

Don't be a hater.

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