Who Says That?
by We all have out little phrases that we say. Some we thought of on our own. Some were stolen from other people. And some were stolen from movies or tv shows. I thought it would be cute to think about phrases that we all think we own and see what we come up with. I'll start (I have a LOT)...
-Who says that?/Who Does That? (not really sure why I started this, but I say it far too often. Came up with it all on my own)
-O Bolly (started after my friend John Bolly-poor kid doesn't know that I still say it all the time hahahaa)
-What up SHUN? (stolen from my friend Christina.. not sure where she got it from)
-For Real Life! (started saying this sophmore year.. came out in chem class once and my life was never the same)
-Best Friends (a term I use all too often.. just my way of telling people how much they mean to me :] )
-JerkFace! (a term of endearment that I only say to my closest friends)
-JK LOL! (to be said in real conversation... makes people look at me funny then laugh a whole lot)
-Heart! (love is too scary of a word... heart works just fine...)
-The Best Ever! (don't get excited if I say this to you.. afterall, I say it to ever one)
-Million and a Half/3.5 (ever number will be said as one of these)
ok... I have a million and a half more... but I can't think of them... more to come...
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woo hoo! said when excited (my dad complains about this, but i actually caught him saying it yesterday)
%Name of Person% is dead to me or He's dead to me.
Just because it's great to say... and when you just dont feel like talking about that person.
" SO ty told me..... "
" ty's dead to me "
" So how about them jets"
your gay
my gay? yea where is my gay... did you take him again
yeah, through an e and an apostraphe in that comment and maybe they'll remove the stupid highlight, though they probably won't since Ty is the moderator in this forum
ehh, they are always hating... always tryin to put the supastar DOWWWWWWN.... its racist... thats what it is.
WooooooooooooooooooooooooooW pronounced like the cerrat would say when someone says anything that is or even slighytly witty.
well sir, you have just given birth to a healthy baby dolphin but only when the situation warrants it.
-Yea... Well... It happens(said when you can't think of anything else)
-hush it/shut it (saying shut up is so over with)
-bub (a term of endearment)
words or i use:
SICK: as in awesome
EPIC: as in large
TOTALLY: as in "i'm serious"
bubble gum or hoodgie: young girls who think they're the schizz
wow, i just saw this thread . . . i have many, most of which are stolen from an acecheech or another one of my friends:
5 cents: what you tell someone they owe you when they use a phrase they obviously got from you
hmmm . . . interesting: i use this one a lot, either when someone says or does something that makes me think or something i find completely useless
are you serious?: when someone gives me obviously wrong information that it appears they really believe
i don't think so: my extremely sarcastic way of saying "no" (accompanied by an emphatic head shake)
cock-tales: what we call our friend's silly obviously inaccurate stories
SMOKE DAT: "forget that" or "i don't think so"
WHAT are you talking about?: when someone is making no sense
now, i don't ask for much . . . : this one's from my mom. when you have a simple request but you get pushback
you're kidding, right?: when i HOPE the person is kidding, kind of like "are you serious"
that is DISGUSTING or NASTY: something is extremely good, awesome, or cool
seriously, though: when i'm trying to convince people i'm NOT joking (because i usually am)
ah, our vernacular exposed
oh yeah, and I still forgot a few:
can't have anything nice: my mom says this one a lot too, like when her stuff gets ravaged with no remorse
Yes . . . YES! (accompanied by emphatic body movement): really means "NO . . . NO!"
two of my favorite!
and I don't know HOW I forgot this one:
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! (or whaaaaaaaaaat): this one is a 5-0 special; but we've all come to adopt it as our own. when something is shocking, that's generally the first reaction
HAHA! it's gotten so long too. like 34 syllables.
Haha, I didn't know your Mom said it too. I bet I know how her stuff gets wrecked.
wait . . . there's more:
it's all good: this could really mean anything. I say it when something happened, but it doesn't really matter, but i also say it when i just give up too
it's wrong . . . it's all wrong (accompanied by emphatic hand shaking and rocking body motion): when things really aren't going my way
all or all the time: these are used for emphasis - please see above
I say It's all good allll the time. Like, with everything.
I forgot the best one:
shhhhhhhhhh . . . just relax (accompanied by soft petting or heavy petting and/or hair stroking): this is what you do when somebody's getting worked up and you just want to work them up more - the hair stroking has a story that goes with it too, but i think that's 5-0's story . . .
yea, that will get you a serious beat down if you do that to a girl that's already pissed off
jen, i would love to do the "ssshhhhh...relax" rage accelerant excersise to you. you'd go buck wild. i wouldn't be worried tho. your bark is loud, but you bite isn't vicious. deep inside, you're a lil softy.
hahahhaha i would kill to watch that
you've never seen me when someone has told me to relax when I'm mad
i think i want to box you. i don't know why i say that. but i think i would like to box you.
are you hitting on me?? Maybe you should try to keep the "macking" to the appropriate forum
this is definitely a strange one. how can something so soothing... bring out completely unrestrained rage. and i discovered it, lol! s'perfect.
and FINALLY:
picket fence: what i say i want to throw myself upon when things REALLY aren't going well
awesome! Virgin Suicides stylee.
Sweetness
SuperHooper
The Thing of it is, is this.....
mongrol-a term of endearment
mongrolific-used in a phrase such as.."this sweater is so mongrolific" meaning...frumpy, un-flattering.
interesting....so similar...yet so different
I found this interesting
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to
> >
> >your house faster than an ambulance.
> >
> >
> > >2. Only in America......are there
> >handicap parking places in front of a
> >skating rink.
> >
> > >3. Only in America......do drugstores
> >make the sick walk all the way to the
> >back of the store to get their
> >prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> >
> > >4. Only in America......do people order
> >double cheeseburgers, large fries,
> >and a diet coke.
> >
> > >5. Only in America......do banks leave
> >both doors open and then chain the
> >pens to the counters.
> >
> > >6. Only in America......do we leave cars
> >worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk
in
the
> >garage.
> >
> > >7. Only in America......do we use
> >answering machines to screen calls and
> >then have call waiting so we won't miss a
> >call from someone we didn't want
> >to talk to in the first place.
> >
> > >8. Only in America......do we buy hot
> >dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> >packages of eight.
> >
> > >9. Only in America......do we use the
> >word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin
meaning
> >'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
> >
> > >10. Only in America......do they have
> >drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> >lettering.
> >
> >EVER WONDER
> >
> > >Why the sun lightens our hair, but
> >darkens our skin?
> >
> > >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> >
> > >Why don't you ever see the headline
> >"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> >
> > >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> >Why is it that doctors call what they do
> >"practice"?
> >
> > >Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
> >have to click on "Start"?
> >
> > >Why is lemon juice made with artificial
> >flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
> >with real lemons?
> >
> >
> > >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> >
> > >Why is the time of day with the slowest
> >traffic called rush hour?
> >
> > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> >
> > >When dog food is new and improved
> >tasting, who tests it?
> >
> > >Why didn't Noah swat those two
> >mosquitoes?
> >
> > >Why do they sterilize the needle for
> >lethal injections?
> >
> > >You know that indestructible black box
> >that is used on airplanes? Why don't
> >they make the whole plane out of that
> >stuff?
> >
> > >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> >
> > >Why are they called apartments when
> >they are all stuck together?
> >
> > >If con is the opposite of pro, is
> >Congress the opposite of progress?
> >
> >
> > >If flying is so safe, why do they call
> >the airport the terminal?
-MEGA i have been saying this all day... and i don't know why... started this morning by me saying "rain makes me MEGA depressed" and since then i have been saying "mega" everything... where did i get it from? i have no clue.. haha
dropkick-Best verb in the world
punt- good verb, but only effective if not used, ex: i will punt dan and his tacos right out the window
taaaaaacos...i love me some taaaaaacooossss
what's this a picture of
a mexican riding his bicycle
One of EACH-AHHH said in a LOSE-LOSE situation
lol, good call, Ian! This saying came from playing the game of Risk. I'm not sure who started it, but all of us do it.
I think I started saying that like 10 years ago when we used to play with my uncle I think
AWWWWKWaaaaaaarrrrddd!! - ya know, all singsongy... fun to say when the room gets silent
stinkermuffin--can be used as a term of endearment with underlying aggressive hostility
hahahaha, oh man, this is great! I have to try this out. One time I made up a nickname kind of like this for my sister, and when I called her by it, she answered to it!
hey, I remembered the nickname I made up. It was "Stinky McGibbons"
see i made mine because i try so hard to be mean and no one takes my threats seriously.
lol, you "TRY" to be mean?!
it's a hard thing to do!
kinda like my snowboard: the Slowfoot McStinker
lol, I love that joke!
here's another one i've been finding myself saying a lot:
Go Capitalism! or Go Communism!-It's just fun to say this to see people's reactions, especially when it fits in well. Like when we're having conversations about microsoft, or disney world, or coke, or something. The communism phrase is even more fun to use, as most people are anti-communism. oh, and it doesn't reflect my personal beliefs...just a warped humor thing
No way..I always say to people I love Communism or something involving Stalin or Ho Chi Min and my love for them.
at work, whenever a parents complains about our high prices, my bosses go "yea well thats capitalism" and i laugh
Beast or Beast Out - I don't know where they got it from, but the Zabel's used to say this. It means "let's bounce", or "let's go". I know, it's weird, but I didn't make it up, I swear!
mel and i use this in a different way...if you did something really well-you beasted it.
o WE do, do WE? cuz i was sure that I did....
oh go back to being short. is it dry today down there in my shadow?
what are u trying to be Bette Midler now? haha
no. perhaps i should explain this in small words for you...you are short.
hahaha, I love this! The short jokes are great!
lindsay pierson was the first person i ever heard use this. but they're all zabels so its okay.
lindsay has made up many a word in her lifetime
that's very easy to believe because sometimes i only understand what she's talkign about cuz i am also so retarded.
GOOD MORNING - when i see someone in the morning.. and it is GoOd.
GOOD Times - during times that are good
UH-OH!! - What you say when you pretend (or not) to have crapped your pants
yepado (pronounced YEP-BAAAAAAA-DOWWWWEEE) - an alternate way to say "yes I know" in a really annoying way. me and rock supastar started this one a long way back, don't do it much anymore though
i thought the last one was just making fun of adam sandlar.
Facilities-used in place of bathroom.."i have to use the facilities"
"i dont {insert adjective here}..therefore-no no no no"me and tina say this when someone says something thats really not true about us.
no FREAKING way-when something's pretty unbelievable. (enunciating the FREAKING is very important...it is NOT "freakin'"
You did NOT just..-Stolen from my boyfriend-to be said when you KNOW someone did something but it's too retarded to believe.
there's no way-used when i really wont do something.(crap, i think i stole this from Austin too)
Monkey/Maniac-everyone is at any given time a monkey or a maniac.
ALAP-can be used by saying the actual letters as in "A.S.A.P." or said as a word..it's an acronym for "As Late As Possible". i came up w/ this for the pioneers in my hall when asked how late we'd be staying out in service.
adjective? like, i don't tall... therefore no no no no
i think i meant verb...7th grade english was a long time ago.
VERB! (i think i have seen a commercial explaining verbs. jahanna there is no excuse at this point.)
Verb..it's what you DO!
haha, i was gonna post that too. man, what the heck is that anyway? so stupid. i only see ads for it at the movies, and i have no idea what it is
I know! I always mean to go to the site and check out what it is, but I never do. I think it's like verbnow.com or something like that.
It seems to be something to encourage kids to get out and exercise. It looks like it's sponsored by the CDC.
Me, and my sister and Courtney definitely use that first one WAYYYY too much "Who does/says that?". Its out of control :)
and - a word i use to link other words together. ex: this and that, near and far, etc. you can use it for other stuff too though... AND HOW!! or sometimes if you're just pissed off... AND!!! I think i first started using this one in like 7th grade.
the - a definite article I sometimes use before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases to denote particular, specified persons or things. ex: the blanket, the clouds, etc. we use it in the phrase "what the heck!?" i think we got this one from dumb and dumber or something.
AHLCJKKKKGLLGLHLGHHG!!! - a word (phrase?) a few of my close friends and i use when we're being eaten alive by a pack of rabid wolverines, junk first. I forget who started this...
Matt you definitely have some problems. You're so different from most people :)
thought of another one:
-MY LIFE IS OVER/YOU RUINED MY LIFE (haha ok so i'm a little over dramatic...)
Someone once told me I ruined his life..and he really meant it to. I think he still blames all his problems on me.
umm... i always say
"do you want to talk about it?" when people start whining
"dude, no way!", when people are obviously lying
"out - preachin the word", for describing all forms of theocratic activity, from shovelling a sister's walkway to actually preaching
ok i can't think of any more right now - courtney you've been around me enough, what else do i say...
I can't think right now, but here are a few things I say way too often:
suboptimal/less than ideal/nonstandard: Used to describe something that is/was truly idiotic to do/say.
Umm... No.: Used for emphatic disagreement.
Whatup, whatup.: I stole this from my uncle. He uses it essentially every time he walks into a room with people in it.
Why would I want to do that?: Self-explanatory
I'm sure there are more...
this is a really good idea for a journal...okay here goes:
-::::crickets::::: taken from Pinkley...whom most of you don't know...its used for when really corny jokes are made
-i brake for whales- i came up with this, and then that bank commercial stole it from me
-sept sept sept tin ahhhh-said at random times when you want to sound foreign
-baby cowwwn-said to sound funny/weird
-negative-said in place of no
-bum-stolen from the british and used in place of butt
-eXactly-typed out online...x needs to be emphasized
-super di dooper its better then just super...because its di dooper as well
-yo yeah-stolen from my ex, it's what you say when you are really excited or used for emphasis
-silly putty-used when things are silly! (putty!)
Pinkley...I think I've heard him say that before.....
yeah, its a common saying of his...and from what i hear...the corny jokes are a plenty out in ohio, haha
Yeah...from his dad especially. Yesterday during a talk, he was saying something about when the Sadducees left somewhere, and so they were "sad...you see"....(get it? Sadducees...sad, you see?) I think that is where RP gets it from.
The corny jokes do flow like wine out here, though.
haha, ohhh boyy, thats definitley a cricket statement
Yeah...it was kinda sad, in a funny way...the whole congregation just did what they always do...they just kinda do that nervous laugh that you make when, you don't really think something is funny, but you don't want to hurt the person's feelings. There was a mix of that, and also people rolling their eyes.....he makes "jokes" like that a lot. Hehe.
haha, man he should come to our congregation...we laugh at the corniest stuff all the time...only we really laugh...i think we have the corniest congregation...err, that doesn't sound right...the congregation that laughs at the corniest things
Some of the people in our congregation really like his jokes....and once in a blue moon they are really funny....but mostly just sorta funny. Maybe we'll send him up there to give a talk, so you can see for yourself. :)
I can't really think of too many right now:
Oh my:I forget where the origin of this started..but our huge group of us used to say it a lot only it's more like "oooooooh my"
Unsanitary:Because I don't like things that are dirty
That's the best!: Everything is the best to me
You don't understand: mm..I just say it a lot.
gee-ross: In place of gross
Awe-some: In place of..awesome.
I also claim that I'm ALWAYS about to vomit giving me the nickname "The girl who cried puke"
i can only think of some of mine...
we noticed
demon posessed bears
i'm not racial or demonic. i eat all colors of m & m's.
I really love demon posessed bears a lot.
you are so pagan!
you are also racial and demonic!
Forreste..it's not mentally healthy to be yelling at yourself.
doobee doobee doo: i say this when i'm bored
CHILDREN!: i got this from teen girl squad
word is bon yo: same as saying "cool"
wat happer?: same as saying "what happened?"
that's weird: i say this when i learn somethin unusual or new (ekulu knows lol)
que pasa mang?: same as saying "wat's up man?"
no DUH!!!: i say this real loud when someone says something dumb
that's hot: same as saying "that's cool"
woof: i say this randomly, no reason...
PHOOONE!!!: i yell this when the phone rings
DOORRRRR!!!: i yell this when the doorbell rings
i don't get it: i say this too many times, self explanitory (theremin knows lol)
DORK: i say this when someone does somethin dumb but funny
yeah yeah, tell it to the judge: i say this when someone explains something too much lol
oh mah gaaah: i say this sometimes when i'm shocked or surprised
big bro: i call this to some of my older friends that look out for me
oh ya silly goose (or moose): i say this when someone says something... silly
*none of these intend any offense on anyone
i just remembered these three:
yupperooney: same as saying "yup"
sweeterooney: same as saying "sweet"
noperooney: same as.. well, you get the point