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Ugly Rock stars

guilderbellsuck by guilderbellsuckOG 2003 · Jan 16, 2004 · 418 views

Ok I think Lars Ulrich is real ugly. So are a lot of people like Lemmy from Motorhead. Haha discuss all these ugly pukesters here.

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malibu #6 malibuOG 2001

ugly rockstars?
mike schiano.

jay79 #6.1 jay79OG 2001

HAHAHHAHAHAH! Very nice Julia! :)

rocksupastar #6.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

I was waiting for someone to go for that joke... thanks... i hate you too.

malibu #6.1.1.1 malibuOG 2001

awwwww. you know you love me. :D
and i wouldn't wanna dissapoint you.

esprit15d #5 esprit15dOG 2003

The lead singer in 3 Doors Down, he looks like an elf. I think his name is brad arnold.

rocksupastar #5.1 rocksupastarFounder

no HES hot! mmm mmm mmm

fivezero #5.2 fivezeroOG 2003

he looks like that jersey sewer fluke monster from the X-Files. that or Bat-boy from that rag mag the SUN.

skaorsk8 #4 skaorsk8OG 2002

the dixie chicks ... you would think, 3 blond girls from texas, at least ONE of them should be hot...but NOOOOO

also, wilson phillips (again...all 3)

lastly, carly simon - i mean, those teeth!!

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#4.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

Carly Simon could house a carrot.

starshiptrooper #4.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

YOU NEED GLASSES BOY.
The two sister Chix are beautiful.

fivezero #3 fivezeroOG 2003

all of aerosmith. allll folded. guns and roses were all ugly too.

T
#3.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

'Cept for Joe Perry...I don't want to tell you again.

starshiptrooper #3.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea you're right about him.

starshiptrooper #2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Kieth Richards, but he wasnt always that hideous.
Ditto Steven Tyler
Fred Durst....always gross
Elvis Costello
Bob DYLAN
Rod Stewart-what DO women see in him????
Ringo,but I love him to death
the lead singer from AFI(GAAAAAAAY)
Pink

fivezero #2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, that havoc guy from afi looks like marilyn mansons gay stunt boy.

starshiptrooper #2.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

ahhhhhhhh my daughter just beat me for sayin that about AFI! MOM ABUSE!!!!

thatdarngirl #2.1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

He in no way resembles Manson. Perhaps you're getting Manson and hard-core punk rockers confused because of their love for vinyl.

starshiptrooper #2.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

oh i forgot---TOMMY LEE, SLASH, and NIKKI SIXX

juicymango #2.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

duuuude not tommy lee

thatdarngirl #2.3 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yo..leave Davey Havok alone..he is beautiful. And I don't see what his being gay has to do with looks anyway. Once again, Freddy Mercury was gay..why isn't he on your list?

starshiptrooper #2.3.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Freddie wasn'T ugly. AFI guy IS.

thatdarngirl #2.3.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I really don't think he is. I think he can be very beautiful sometimes.

fivezero #2.3.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

Freddy WAS extremely ugly. what a gnarly overbite he had!

fivezero #2.3.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i didn't even know he WAS gay. interesting.

starshiptrooper #2.3.2.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

he was BI and when he was young he was pretty

also:STEVE HOWE fro YES. Needs and Extreme makeover. aging very badly.Needs to start eating meat! (hes a vegan)

thatdarngirl #2.3.2.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Who do you mean? Freddy or Davey? If you were pointing out my use of past tense..Freddy is dead.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i didn't know Davey was gay. i knew freddy was gay.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've never heard it in interviews and seen it in print but it is a widely known rumor that Davey is Bi..how true it is, I'm not sure.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i did a touch of research and he likes dudes

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea one of my kids has met him......hes gay.

jay79 #2.4 jay79OG 2001

My sister LOOOOOOOOOOOVES Fred Durst!

jay79 #2.4.1 jay79OG 2001

But she also loves Thai...so you can see where her standards are (JK! I love you boo!)

ilikebirds #2.4.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i see how it is. whatver yo! there's 55% truth in every joke.. uh huh.. scientifically proven.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

really...you find me the research to prove it. And I was totally kidding. You're hot, AND the best dressed guy I know!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

woah. hey now. that's quite a huge title. i don't think he's worthy. i'd like to submit david hasselhoff as a candidate for this award. also i submit brett.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Brett who? I can't give him the title if I don't know him

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

so according to you i'm the number 1 perverted best dressed guy everrrr.... that makes no sense.. perverts dress nasty and in trenchcoats

jay79 jay79OG 2001

No not the high class perverts, which is what I consider you :) Do you WANT to be removed as best dressed??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

ahh highclass perversion. i like that. i'll take that.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ilikebirds

i'll bid for it, if it's still available.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 skaorsk8

Sorry, it's not...You're a little too late...Positions been filled.

punkprincess #2.5 punkprincessOG 2001

elvis costello is hotta! hahaha

C
#1 classic1OG 2004

I'll give you one. One of the ooohgliest in the music business today: 50 Cents...

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