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Talk like a redneck

guilderbellsuck by guilderbellsuckOG 2003 · Jan 21, 2004 · 144 views · ·

Hi y'all doing. Hi ma names Butch Podunk an' I been thinkin' y'all best lern ta talk like us rednecks ya heard? So spit it youngin' or I reckon you'll get ta Sippi bafore ya can rope a horse.

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guilderbellsuck guilderbellsuckOG 2003 ·

shoot that there raccoon would ya hockabanya

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rocksupastarFounder ·

I think they would refer to it as a "coon"

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

hah you seem to be familiar with the redneck jargin

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rocksupastarFounder ·

thats cause I talk to you alot, oohh SNAP i just said your mom.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yo im not the one who had people donning mesh shirts in their shoprite

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rocksupastarFounder ·

what can i do... i just have that skill...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

don we now our gay apparel

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

doesn't get much gayer than this

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