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by Eight thousand years ago, in a remote corner of the canadian north, the ice age created a rare geological formation called an ESKER, Natures perfect purifier. Deep below 5,000 acres of virgin forest, it naturally filters water until it is pure, clean and perfectly balanced for the human body. Bottled at the source, this pristine water comes to you exactly as Nature intended: Untouched by man. Discover the light, refreshing taste of ESKER. Water Like no Other.
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wow now i'm thirsty
apperently it doesnt take much
It's nice to know you can cut and paste.
What you don't think he could have come up with that on his own. Oh wait I forgot who we were talking about. um nevermind.