Sibling memories
by Last night my sisters and I were talking about some of the funny things that we've done over the years. I realized some of my fondest memories were with my siblings. One of our absolute favorite stories that never fails to make me laugh for 10 minutes:
One day we were cleaning out a closet and we (me, jenn, jackie, bill, and mikie)found all our graduation caps and gowns and decided it would be funny to put them on. We even dug out all our tassels and medals and put them on also and sat around the living room cracking ourselves up. Then I dared Bill something I still can't believe he actually did . When the pizza girl came, he opened the door in his cap and gown (he did all this completely straight faced), took the pizza in one hand and shook her hand with the other, then he turned his tassel to the other side like he just graduated. That poor lady probably thought we were insane. I don't know, maybe you had to be there, but that mental picture always makes me laugh.
Another one we talk about is how one night Billy was super annoying so we waited for my parents to leave and then all 3 of us girls called him into the living room and tackled him to the ground (it was like trying to take down a thrashing hippo-it wasn't easy). We taped his hands, legs, and mouth and then tied him to the leg of the couch. Then we hit him w/ pillows and nerf bats and just generally tortured him a little. Then Jackie put scissors to his hair and we threatened to cut it unless he swore not to tell my parents.
Anyone else have good stories w/ their siblings?
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Mostly i got yoda to do dumb stuff. One time i convinced him that if he jumped off the top bunk with a pillowcase onto a sheet it was like parachuting onto a mattress. He fell and got the wind knocked out of him. I'm glad he didn't break anything...
hahahahahaha. we've tried the parachuting thing too-off ladders and the deck with umbrellas and sheets. yeah, definitely doesn't work. mary poppins is a scam
OH MAn, we used to do this all the time, the best was when we decided to make it snow in the summertime. We got up on the top bunkbed and dumped a large jar of baby powder on the fan and watched it go all over the room. After covering practically everything in the room we called our mom in to watch. I remeber the look of horror on her face as walked in and saw us...
Yeah the pizza lady probably did think you guys were nuts but that is simply because you guys are. lol
i remember we used to pretend we were "falling up the stairs"... i remember how we used to jump up and down on the couch at the beginning up disney movies when the trumpet music played and the mickey drawing would change colors and rotate (does anybody know what i'm talking about?). i remember how i used to get rachel to take the blame for bad stuff that i did... dont know HOW that worked. i remember how rachel would always want to go shovel people's driveways with me for money, then she'd just sit in the snow and make me do all the work, then take some of the money!
haha why is jumping on the couch so fun. we used to try to jump from one arm to the other but mel and i usually ended up just running past each other really fast and switching arms. i can't believe i was that small.
what about the beautiful sibling moment involving a FACELIFT!? What about that?
haha... grrrr, i'm still bitter about that
one time I tried to stab my brother with this newly dicovered pen knife I found, I didn't want to "kill" him, just scare him, or maybe stab him. I'm not sure I was little (6 or 8) He's 3 years older, so at the time a little tougher (at the time) so with my knife in stab position and arm raised to kill, he took my hand and pushed it into the mattress and my hand slid down the handle and on to the blade, I got 4 stiches right between my thumb and pointer. he won and is still alive. but.... i know where you live Ian!
haha, dude you must have been posessed or something. nutcase, trying to stab your brother. you deserved it. haha, I remember mom not even being mad really. she was more in shock.
well as long as you didn't want to kill him...you just wanted to scare him with a sharp object that's not nearly as psychotic.
HAHAHHHAAH..holy heck, that is so hysterical. the pizza thing..so great. some of my all time funniest moments were with my bro and sis. i think thats also because alota times siblings have a similar sense of humor. me, matt and lael def have the exact same humor.
there was one period in my life where i was like hurting my brother so much when i was like 12 i guess? i had knocked out 3 of his teeth:
while my dad was driving past my cousin's house, we noticed my cousin was outside, and my brother stuck his head out the car window to yell at my cousin (i was in the passenger side, he was behind me) and i didn't notice my brother had his head stuck out and so i was rolling the window up (power windows) and his head got stuck between the window and the roof of the car for a few seconds and my dad went PSYCHO and panicked! i rolled the window back down and then my dad called 911 and was so frantic and all these cops and ambulances showed up and it was nothing serious at all lol he only had a cut on his lip and 2 of his teeth fell out. i felt sooooo embarrassed cuz of my dad, i just wanted to slap myself.
few months later, we were fighting and i punched him in the face and another tooth fell out lol.
yeah ok this just in...you're no longer invited to my house
lol why?! i'm not a violent person anymore
and what proof do i have of this??
well... i have joined the Pet The Kitties Anonymous group and petting kitties has made me more happy and gentle, as you can see in the picture below lol
HEY! thats heather(or maybe Chantal? always get the names confused!)! shes in my circuit!
yep! she's my buddy. when we were walking to dairy queen, she pretended to be blind and ran into a street sign and actually hurt herself lol
what's chantal's last name? is it ray??
no... not even close
are you good friends with any of them? maybe we can all hang out one day
i am only close with Chantal... but i haven't hung out with her in a while... she slept over my house once haha and we had fun but then we started hanging out with other people... no hard feelings tho, i'd love to hang out with her again :)
oh boy the video of that night is priceless.
wait a minute, i think i know wat video you're talking about lol
haha o man... one should NEVER veiw that video
i'll let you know when i'm going to see them again. they're gonna go to florida for 2 weeks, i'll probably go after they come back
yea man juz gimme a call
how about the time that we were playing out in the snow, and we stole Jewys mittens and her hands turned blue and went numb and mom slapped her cuz she thought she lost her mittens and we had them the whole time! haha i remember hiding them so mom wouldn't catch us with them!
hahahah yea that was a good one. we were just trying to toughen her up.
aren't siblings the best!
I luved the story, that would've been classic to see, cap & gown, taking the pizza.....HAHAHAHAHAHA
I have so many stories with me and my sisters....we always have a blast! we still do lame things....last one TP'ing my bro-in-laws pride and joy, his car. he busted us so bad (this was only like 2 months ago)
haha that story of him open the door and accepting the pizza cracks me up man.. so funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! you guys are the most wacked siblings ever! that was so funny.
bill cracks me up like no one else. i have to mention the time we went camping and at night we took a flashlight and walked thru the woods to the bathhouse to brush our teeth. we heard this and we thought there was a cicada around. we looked all over and saw nothing but the noise followed us so bill was like maybe it's on one of us-i think it's on you. i was like ew, get it off now! but i wasn't like freaking out. he's like it's not on you-wait a minute! I THINK IT'S ON ME! And he ran down the road screaming and smacking himself all over. He ran about 50 ft., stopped, and was like oh wait a minute, it was just my watch beeping. he kills me
ok go ahead alyssa, tell the story about the time you slammed me into the wall ... go ahead
wow u called her alyssa not muffy! i've heard this story before tho!
YES! soooo many. my favorites are when we torture the jew tho...
One time we were having a garage sale or working in the yard or something. Jewy wouldn't get up to work with us so we went in the house. Picked her up. Carried her out in her nightshirt kicking and screaming and dumped her in the pool. Then she jumped out of the pool and chased me down the street and fell sans panties!! She just got right back up and started chasing me again. I just remember laughing and laughing.