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yodasucka by yodasuckaOG 2003 · Apr 29, 2004 · 211 views · ·

So today was my first trip to the courtroom. It was for a speeding ticket (52 in a 25). It was a very scarey experience. There were tons of other teens my age who all had there provisional lisences too (which makes the ticket so much more scary since they can just say 'byebye lisence') but all their parents were there with them. Not mine, I was there alone.
I quickly made friends with the prosecutor dude who advises me on whether to plead guilty or not guilt (not guilty was my plea) and basically told me what to expect. I hearted him. So my name gets called, judge was a nice guy. He's like "i wish i could drop all charges, but dear, you were just going so fast". He droped 3 of the points (so I got 2 points instead of 5 points) but the price was the same ($155-NOT COOL). All and all, it wasn't as bad as I thought.
Any one else have to go to court for fun stuff like speeding?

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26 Comments

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder funny ·

i remember one time mike got pulled over for driving a saturn. the cop says, well u weren't speeding because this pile obviously can't even reach the speed limit, but i'm pulling u over cuz u suck. now i'm gonna arrest u and you're going to jail. but the other cop said to him, look this kid is obviously gay, prison will be a haven for this guy. the other cop said, yeah, driving a saturn is punishment enough, get outta my sight ya fudge packer!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hahhahahahahahahaha! that was so funny... poor mike!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

whoa! this was nuts. funny stuff. i'll say it just because: butt pirate

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 offtopic ·

in response to the title of this forum, i'd like to have a turkey sandwich with cheese please B)

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hawheeharhawheehar

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

lol wat kinda laugh was that? a hillbilly laugh?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

it was a "I moved to PA so i could be friends with large farm animals" kind of laugh

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

no it was a "oh my god that was a terrible joke pitty laugh" laugh. :D

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

i'm gonna have to agree with dan on this one lol :P

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

wait, i was the one who did the laugh... and i just explained it... so to agree with dan wouldnt be the smartest thing to do... although... its not the stupidest either....

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

oh yeah... well... i just did it to uhh... look a bird!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.... if you only knew....

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I've only had to go to court twice and both times it was to observe for school so my only experience with a court house were good ones because I got to look at some of these people and just laugh at the crazy things they got tickets for.
Does anyone know why they lower the penalties on speeding tickets and the like? (I just learned 2 weeks ago in my criminal procedure class it's rather interesting)

iwz iwz ·

no.. why do they lower the penalties?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

because the court gets too backed up. thats what they do for more major offenses as well...plea bargain. (i'm a law student, haha)

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Yup. That's pretty much it. they get you to plea guilty to a lesser penalty so that they don't have to go through the whole process of a court battle and there is a chance that something the state has to prove they won't be able to. For example if the officers radar license is expired. I thought it was interesting though most people probably won't. lol

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

because you pay more money ...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hey hun, glad to hear court turned out better than expected! well I've gotten out of a few tickets, so i'm thankful for that and it's also because i know a few of of the guys in the PD in the city i live in so i've been pretty fortunate. BUT there was one i rec'd a month ago. I was in another city (about 2 cities away from where i live) and the cop pulled me over to chit chat....well he was so annoying and i jsut wasn't in the mood for it and he asked for my #. so instead of playing along i was annoyed and told him to get lost....well the sucker proceeds to give me a ticket for "speeding" yeah right....anyway long story short, i called one of the guys i know from the PD dept and they gave me awesome advice to fight the ticket

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

just say you're dyslexic

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

sorry that was wrong

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

but a viable defense, like saying she's a girl in jersey....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

HEY NOW!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

obviously i was referring to all the OTHER pitiful female drivers in jersey and not you...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

obviously!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i got arrested on 5 counts, but they dropped the charges after a few mild threats (go ahead, mark this stupid...because it is, but i felt like being stupid anyway,because its thursday)

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

so this is how you get all your points!

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