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aviator by aviatorOG 2004 · May 3, 2004 · 160 views · ·

Any stories about strange people you have encountered in the workplace and why you wonder why they have a job?

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aviator aviatorOG 2004 offtopic ·

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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

One time my co worker grabbed my butt then just left her hand their and said " Wow this feels good, how does it feel to you"..
i said " kinda weird, you're about 42 years old with 3 kids"
she said " what does that have to do with whats going on now "
i said " sometimes the birds eat the worms , sometimes the worms get away "
she said " no you're just making no sense "
i said " a-ha but it did get you to remove your hand from my right buttock"
she said " ahh i got hosed"
i said " indeed you did , but lets try it again...but the left buttock this time "
she said " why are you still reading this "
i said " becuase you're a moron "

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

in agreeance to how you feel about all these weirdos

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

gosh some of these made me laugh a lot.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I had to fire this useless kid that I worked with once....I mean, think of the laziest, slowest, most useless person you know....multiply that by 10....that was him. He was super-nice, but his work ethic was awful. He was always lying to us about why he was late, or why he needed time off and stuff like that. So, eventually, my boss told me to can him. I felt kinda bad after that.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That has to be the same kid I was talking about. sounds just like him. lol

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Heheh...did he ever work for Gadzooks? 'Cause if so, that's him. Hehehehe.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

did u work for gadzooks? i HATE that store!!! we've had SO many issues with them, the buyers, AP, etc. they're.....GRRR I HATE THEM!!! *can u tell....LOL

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Heheh..yeah, I worked for them for a few years. I was an AM (Assistant Manager), until I got tired of working retarded hours for a tiny wage. I agree...they're not that great.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Yeah I had one. He worked at the company almost as long as I did but he never did any work and always came late. one time he was even caught with drugs but noone would fire him. We couldn't figure out how he kept that job for over a year. It was so messed up because I was the one who always had to clean up the messes he made. The guy drove me nuts. I finally talked to my boss and my bosses boss and got him fired. I felt bad but he was killing us. It had to be done.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

isn't that crazy??? you wonder how they keep these jobs, i think they have something over the bosses or something, like some discriminating picture or something....

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Yeah we wondered if he didn't have some blackmail on my boss or my bosses boss. If not I can't figure it out. lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

we used to have this customer service girl that was SO weird, but yet I loved talking to her because she was SO amusing....she would wear her pink rollers in her hair and she would roller skate, not use roller blades, but we're talking roller skates! she would do tricks on them and instead of walking like us normal peeps do, she would run. i miss her!

aviator aviatorOG 2004 offtopic ·

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