Memories of Friends
by I'm reading these sibling memories but I don't really have that many, is that sad? To be honest we were all different people growing up, I resented my older brother for the longest time because he was acting as a father figure, not his fault. And my younger brother was just too young to hang out with at the time.
So most of my great memories all take place with my friends. Here are a few. When I was younger I guess you could say I craved attention, regardless of how I got it. And being that I was the smallest of my friends I sometimes, many times, got picked on pretty bad. When I was in 6th grade I thought it was cool that I knew an 8th grader. So I would run down the hall, jump up, and slap my friend in the back of the head. haha, I'm cool, I hit an 8th grader. Well he would grab me and slam my head into the locker, haha, it was so funny. :P
I was in complete love with my friends sister. So one day I'm over their house and I went to go swimming. But I didn't have my bathing suit so I borrowed my friends. I go downstairs and the girl I'm in love with is in the kitchen being tutored. She's sitting right at the bay window which overlooks the pool in the back yard. I go outside and my friend is like, is that my bathing suit? So I said, yeah, I forgot mine and jumped in. Well they decided they wanted it back. They jump in after me and pull the suit off. Then they pull me out of the pool, I'm butt nekkid, and they pull me to the back of the yard. I'm all spread eagle as I'm trying to get away. They finally let me go and I dart into the pool while trying to cover myself. That was a funny one.
Another time we were in her room hanging out and talking. Well they decided to pull my pants down and throw me on her on the bed. So as I get off I'm pulling up my pants. As I'm doing up my zipper her father walks in. I was just like uh, um, uh, ah, ...... but he knew what was going on.
But real good times were when we'd go to china town to buy fire works. We picked up pineapples (1/4 stick of dynamite). My own friend and I were pretty twisted. We decided to tape nails and broken glass around this thing. Then we would go find a mail box. We would have a cigerette that we would use as timed fuse. We would poke a hole in the cigerette, somewhere in the middle or closer to the filter. We'd light the cig and put the fuse in that hole and place it ever so gently in the mail box. By the time we walked a few blocks away and got to the car we'd hear the explosion. We went back a day or two later and we'd see nails stuck in the trees. It's a miracle we never killed anyone. That's up there with stupid things I can't beleive I did.
Oh, they also had a pherret. They would torture me by pinning me down and pulling my shirt up. Then they'd hold the pherret above my chest, just enough that as the thing is trying to claw it's way out of their hands it's tearing my up chest.
I'm sure there are several others. As embarrasing as they were I can look back at it now and laugh. They were good times. :P
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It's wierd but I really don't have that many memories of when I was younger I think I have more of things that I've been told happened than things that I actually remember.
i have billions of good times memories. thats not important.
i'll re-state the good time i had with your brother.
when we were in your basement and accidently ordered porn and had to tell your mom dukes.
haha me and my best friend used to cover her stairs with blankets and ride down them on pillows... then we got the genius idea to hang on the upstairs banister by our hands and swin off onto the pillows... well ya she was hanging and swinging and BAM the banister fell off and she came crashing down... that was so freaking funny
another time, we decided it would be a good idea to walk across my pool when the cover was on, that was NOT a good idea, we didn't fall in but my mom saw us doing it and beat us both like crazy haha good times good times
jesse, your friends sound sadistic
i don't really think that they were "friends" in the traditional sense. More like tormentors...
The price you pay of being the smallest. I probably deserved most of it, I was very antagonistic I think.
LOL those are classic jess!
so many good memories with friends, i don't even know where to begin with mine....
every christmas my friends and i would hit big bear for boarding/skiing (since we don't celebrate) and we would rent like 3 cabins in a row so we'd all be together. there was this one cabin that us girls had that was 2 story. Well i thought it would be fun to go down the stairs in a sled...good times to be had. WELL there was this wall going into the garage that was a "trouble" spot. So we figured to miss the wall you had to make a sharp turn. each time we'd find ways to go faster and as we'd make the turn you would fall out of the sled. TOTALLY hysterical, we were all crying from laughing so hard. So everyone kept taking turns, laughter everywhere. SO the place is filled with all our friends and we're all watching each other take turns. Well our friend decided it would be funny to go down with his board backwords. So we're all cheering him on chanting his name....he goes down then all of a sudden he forgets he has the sharp turn so we're screaming for him to stop. he thinks we're still just laughing when all of a sudden we here this loud "BOOM" and all was dead quiet. He went through the wall into the garage and all we heard was him say "dude that was gnarly...am i ok"
Were you'll drinking Bacardi 151 or hundred proof Absolute?
LOL there was some alcohol, but not like you'd think. we were all sober.
HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
That's GREAT! I can totally see that!
HAHAHAHAHA! Am I OK? that is so great. my bro and sis also tried sledding down the stairs (which had a sharp turn) in my parents house. naturally the first time they went straight thru the wall. the day my dad finally fixed it my mom slipped down the stairs w/ a laundry basket and broke the wall thru again. my dad ran over past my mom who was laying on the ground and was like "OH NO! THE WALL!!!" it's not a friends story, but the sledding reminded me of it.
that is SO funny! did your bro & sis get hurt?
my friend was so funny cause he was all cut up and bruised and he was jsut lying there asking if he was ok. He was ok though, nothing major happened.
i don't think they were hurt, but they were scared to death of my dad coming home and seeing it.
another thing happened a few months ago. my male bestfriend and i were going to visit my female bestfriend and her hubby in vegas....well a 3 our drive to me is the equivalency of 2 days for miss ADD here. so i get bored and decide to play with my freinds phone and i started texting our male friends saying "i luv you" "I can't wait to lick your face" "your so sexy" blah blah blah, now all this is coming from Al's phone and the guys think it's Al. their responses were so funny they're like "dude are you drunk" "you crazy freakin homo" blah blah blah....then after a while of this going back and forth they realized who it was and got the whole "g you are so funny, we shoulda realized"..... My friend was freaking out! it was SO hilarious!
Guess you had to be there. :P
I know what your saying, as my brother was 4 years older than me. One day I was over my friends house, and they had a wooded area across the street, a ravine. I was about 10 yrs old. We would go in the ravine and catch snakes. Of course at the bottom of the ravine their was a body of rushing water, about 20 feet deep, that emptied into an huge opened-mouth sewer. Close to the bottom of the ravine, we saw a football. Wanting to impress my friends, i voluntered to get it. They warned me that i shouldn't go down, but I just knew i could pull it off. I started my treck down the 40ft hill, got about half-way down, and slid right into the water. I didn't even know how to swim. Still can't. I thought i was gonna die. My friends were at the top, bursting with laughter as I screamed like a baby. Finally one of them dove in and pulled me to safety.
haha, atleast we can look back now and laugh at it all. And to think you risked your life for a $7 football. What did your mom have to say about that one?
You can imagine. They laughed at me for the rest of the day.