Three Questions
by - Why are there 6 hot dogs in a package & 8 hot dog buns in a package?
- If you never wiped the sleep from your eyes, would your eyes eventually crust over, preventing you from seeing anything at all?
- How long can a straw be with you still being able to drink the drink.. like could I theorically sit on one side of a room, with my drink on the other side of the room and still be able to drink, if the straw was long enough?
This is thread intended for you to ask the odd questions you'd like to know the answers to, and/or answer the odd questions posed by others.
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why do when pimples get really ready to explode they turn white? i understand the red cuz its blood so close to the skin so its red but why does it then turn white?
i just puked on brian's keyboard
the chunk between the "W" and "E" keys is a funny color.
eww are you serious??? *looking down at keyboard* gross.
hahahhah. i'm sorry!! is it really that disgusting??!?!
dead bacteria..
aka puss
why is the official laugh of ezabel: bahaha ?
i imagine this as bust out laughing. who started it? and is everything really that funny?
it's more of an "internet message board" laugh. not exclusive to ezabel at all.
thatdarngirl used it first: /comments/18442
oh, and i really doubt everything is that funny. but juicymango sure seems to think so...
hehe
bahahahahahahhaaha
I think that statement really did make you laugh, didn't it? It made me laugh. How about all of you, did that statement make you laugh as well?
haha laughter stats
thanks for the breakdown! i am more familiar with lol, rotfl (so over), lm*o (not ezabel friendly) and so on. then theres ha (for not very funny) and hahaha. i hadnt seen bahaha before ezabel. its sort of lyrical. like a band name.
ohhh, my goodness. i can't believe you just gave the breakdown
ian lives to dispense ezabel stats.
^^ the truth
you, my friend, are sick.
need another stats thread!
well, if this it true...can you give us the stats of the alternative..."bwaha"?
Haha, I know, right?
Waaaayy too much free time at work this week.
that's why i rock the mike while they rock the turntable
but i can't break it down like ian zabel
haha *cute*
you've never rocked me you sicko...
yikes. He rocked the MIC not Mike...you wish.
Yeah, I saw it elsewhere a long time ago. It's like an outburst. I've actually caught myself doing it.
I actually use it out loud.
Yeah, thats what I meant by "caught myself using it" It's great, right? People never expect it and they think you're mocking them. Love it.
This reply made me laugh so hard. Like..it sounds all scientific "Thatdarngirl used it 3 times in late 2002" so great!
What monetary currency is recognised in Antartica?
When a dead body is discovered with no identification on them, they resort to identifying the person by their dental records, right?
Well, how do they know who their dentist was?
Don't they hafta know that in order to obtain their records?
This is a perplexing question. I can understand forensic dentistry in a situation like 9-11 because they had a bit of an idea who was missing. But I don't know how they can id a bunch of bones they find in the woods by records. It's like a needle in a haysack.
I would really like to get into dental forensics. I am going to look up info on classes.
do you to pry teeth from the charred remains of human beings? gross, but i'm sure it pays very well.
no prying...but you do get study x-rays and charting to see if the jaw or whatever matches up to the dead mouth in front of you...it's like a jigsaw puzzle
hey it's this or chasing tornados. no desk job for me.
it's not that hard.. maybe tedious but not hard.
all that data is stored in a database usually
then they run out certain points and break it down to narrow the search..
then WAHHH LAH we got homogenized milk
I see you've been involved in murder by milk before.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
ha ha, the second question made me giggle, it something me an my sister would ask each other!
why do people have accents? i seriously have never understood how me living 2 hours north of u could make me talk differently! it makes no sense!
Yes, in as small as an area as New Jersey, there are varying accents within. I'm self-observant enough to know that I pronounce certain words with a stereotypical New Jersey accent, and others not so. (Well to build on that, in conversation I talk with more of an extreme accent than when I give a talk at the meeting. Probably better that way.)
Apparently I have one form of a Jersey accent.
I've been told I pronounce call as cawl, and bagel as...
I dunno I hear nothing wrong with the way I say bagel.
I have that accent, too. It's not that strong...maybe it is... I was just reading what I wrote, and I said "it's not that strawng." Oh, well.
It's okay..I totally do as well. I actually have a fairly strong one.
you must call me, east coast accents are so much fun!
do you switch the vowels? ie. Begal
I HATE THAT!
why do ppl from minnesota sound canadian?
I noticed this to. There was this cartoon years ago Bobby's World the mom had this accent, also she had the habit of saying don't 'cha nauw
They say the word "about" funny.
Well, also people from Michigan. It's regional.
what do we call that area...the plains? the midwest?
Midd-le-Westex
are you mocking me? i think someplace there is a laugh-at-summer club. you should join.
I wasn't mocking, no. I'm trying to be clever, that's all. I need to try harder, I know.
you were being clever. being self-centered, i just missed it. sorry. no worries.
Being self centered is what you aren't. I've seen self-centered and it doesn't look like you.
I'm just trying to give someone a certain level of confidence. Don't hate.
really i do think im self centered. ask frest, i think she will agree with me.
yep she does.
and dont you think i am self centered also?
no not anymore bc that would mean you are selfish. you just like yourself. you put other people ahead of you alot.
aww...i love you, lil sis! thanks for the positive spin!
wow, this was a complete WASTE of 13 comments.... hmm why dont you talk about biting a BUTTOCKS!
i didnt know i should be conserving comments. is there a limit i should know about?
yeah, the limit is the amount of letters in your name... you only have 8... so you divide that by 2= 4.... then subtract 3... which equals 2... and that means you can only comment on tuesdays and every 3rd friday.... on the leap year... well... everyone OTHER leap year.
Don't see from where do you derive that I can't, but well, that's all really
haha i missed that. what do i look like? a shrinking violet?
yeh, why do ppl from minnesota sound canadian must be a new kind of pickup line from the looks of it, huh? haha
i was pondering your first question with the hot dogs and buns with my dad the other day and he told me that after they said that in father of the bride, they fixed it so that they are correct.
about the sleep, sometimes i have had my eyes crust over so much in one night (cuz i had pink eye) that i could not open my eyes. i kept trying and for a minute thought i had gone blind before i had to peel my eyes open with my hands. so evuantally i think you would not be able to see.
hey if my dad claps his hands at the same time i do will i start to fly?
Of course it's one of the laws of physics I thought everyone knew that.
If I hold my nose too long will my feet really fall off?
Not it's your arms that fall off.
Why does my mom punch me in the face everytime i say "the milks gone bad"
why are apartments called "apart-ments" when they're close together
You divided it wrong, they're 'a part' of the building establish'ment'. ;)
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
What's the point of an electorial college? At that point your vote really doesn't matter.
well, it's a republic right, not a democracy.
the elected represent the people and they vote for the nominees. or something.
Did the US really land on the moon?
The questions posed in post #3, 4, & 5 are valid, but I mean for this forum to be more about the odd question. For example, here's another one, in addition to the 3 that I listed previously:
If one were to stay beneath the surface of the Earth for an extended period of time, like in a sewer or something.. when he finally comes out from that sewer (after so many years) would he be blinded by the daylight?
I'm not sure that you'd be blinded, but you certainly would have developed a sensitivity to light.
Why do some 14 yr. old girls look and act like they're 21?
it's the chicken according to ophelia
it actually is the meet, chicken and beef, cause of the hormnones they pump into the animals.
Crazy right! where were my helpings of hormones when i was growing up, cause im pretty sure im not supposed to be just 5'4
Why are Midgets Scary??
Why are circus a strange event.
why is my car insurance so expensive even though i have no tickets?
no doubt it's due to the fact that only psychos drive volvo station wagons. (is that what you drive?)
Depends on who you go through for insurance, and if you're under 25.
and the state you live in
aka Don't move to New Jersey.
I'm actually paying less for transport in London than I was in NJ. How sick is that?
aka beer made with goats aka superhero's who dont need calcium
Yes, quite
don't sush me, i will not be quite
Wrong word you're thinking of there buddy. hehe. Spelling's close but not quite.
stop telling me to be quite oh man that's so not nice
stop being a ninnie lol he's being quite nice to you.
Why did you ask a question with '& and' when you only needed one of them?
The straw thing would work if it was a good straw. I've connected several straws in the past to the point of being about 3' long and was able to drink out of it. So I don't see why it wouldn't work even if it was a story or two. You'd just really need to be sucking it.
Why do people complain about stupid things? We know not all Italian-Americans are not in the mofia, Soprano's is only a show, get over it. And what's with all this Italian-American, African-American, Spanish-American, I can't stand that. You're American. Or in Juicy's case you're Polish, actually she's probably the only one who could rightly say she's Polish-American. But unless you just got off the boat or plane, drop it, you're American, you're not better or worse then anyone, we're all the same.
Why is there a Latino Grammy awards? They all qualify for the Grammy's.
Why is there a Miss Black America pagent? They all qualify for Miss America.
I'm Equadorian-American. And my people are short. Wanna make something of it?
"..come on and dig me
'cause I'm the fly pigmy.."
WHYYYY don't cars keep things uniform. Example -
I have a 2000 Mazda 626. Gas tank on driver's side.
This week, I'm driving a 2004 Mazda 3 - gas tank on passenger side. WHYYYYYYY
It's a conspiracy against you Dan. The man is out to get you.
no offense but that car won't last long. Mazda uses a lot of cheap parts to persuade people to buy them thinking they are going to get all kinds of stuff like HP, Acceleration and "power steering".
Ummmm....wrong. Mazda's rock. My brother is STILL driving my old 1990 Mazda Protege, that has a TON of miles on it, and still runs really well. I love Mazdas.
the last one is feasible, granted you cover the areas where the straws connect so no air gets in. *i've tried this before and it works
but let me ask. What came first? the dinosaur or the egg?
i will refute this stupid question with the following answer: Mental stimulation forces sciatic nerve damage within the foot soldiers