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thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfreshFounder · Mar 8, 2005 · 249 views · ·

there's this new weight loss program out. the premise is that most gay guys are not overweight, so that if you want to lose weight you should play for the pink team

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Discussion about a weight loss program that targets gay men, suggesting they play for the "pink team" to lose weight, devolved quickly into a tangent about colon cleansing and bathroom etiquette. Some users shared their personal experiences or opinions on the topic, while others made jokes about losing weight or discussed their aversion to discussing bodily functions. The thread eventually died down with a comment from hunkpapap who brought up the idea that cultural expectations and societal pressures may play a role in the body image of gay men...

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hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

From someone who works in a softer neighborhood, it is true and it isn't. There are some who are like the "trophy wife" and they have to look great for their companion. The other aspect is that it is part of the culture. I'm also not going to explain further because it makes me sound, well, like i have inside knowledge....

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

This has nothing to do with gay people, but I lost 5 pounds last week! Yeah! I'm so excited.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

you should get the ol colon cleansing thing. according to mike you lose 20-40 pounds in one shot

of course this is mike talking so who knows how accurate that is

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Eww! Mike did it?! I don't think I could ever bring myself to do that.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

NO i did NOT do this, lol it costs like a billion dollars or something to do, and id rather just lose the weight the old fashion way thank you very much.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

What do they do shove a hose up your anus and suck out the junk?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Colonics, Matt Damon, Casey, & Ben Affleck do that...but I thought they flushed in contrast to suck, lol .

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

either way, you have to be comfortable with someone, not only seeing your butthole, but putting a tube in it. not for the faint of heart. a lot of witnesses being hyper modest about such things wouldn't ever think of getting it done. if it gets more popular and you can get it at burger king along with a bacon cheddar ranch...then i might try it.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Yeah, it's flushing with warm water. It must be a horrible feeling. I don't even like talking to someone through the bathroom door when they're doing their business.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

OMG!!!! Seriously I think when you're behind that bathroom door you're the king and that is your throne... What you do during your reign, entirely your business. It makes me so edgy when people try and talk through the door or some people I know will even leave the door cracked (EWE) so they can contiune their conversation.

* I'm sure there's an exception regaurding married couples, or so I've heard, it's supposed to bea form flattery that one is THAT comfortable with their mate

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

No, I can't do it even with my husband.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

talk through the door, that is.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

eh, you get over it

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 · beachbum

Eww! Never!

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rocksupastarFounder · web-toedchloe

yeah, im not much of a fan of the open bathroom door policy... I close and lock and turn the fan on, lol.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · rocksupastar

wow.... i dont even want to think about this...

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rocksupastarFounder · thefunkyfresh

dude, for anything, if im sick or puking or whatever, i just dont like people around me when im not feeling good either. ya know?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · rocksupastar

i find it ironic that this is in the "food" forums because its making me naseous

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rocksupastarFounder · thefunkyfresh

WAHH im a baby, i cant handle talking about pooping... WAHHH

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · beachbum

i agree. it's not a big deal. i don't make a habit of it, but sometimes--it's ok.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i lost five pounds this morning!!

OH!!!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

did you take a pic?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Of???

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rocksupastarFounder ·

what?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

lol, dont worry about it, it was a joke

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rocksupastarFounder ·

he he he

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

The original content of this post has been edited in the interest of protecting the innocent That's Hot

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

where'd u get that from?? no the joke was "i lost 5 pounds this morning" as in i took a 5 pound dump. but i didn't really. but i was joking that i did.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

nm, when Mike said did you take a picture... I was thinking more the legened of the turd in the toliet picture LOL I think I'll take your advice and not worry about it :P

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rocksupastarFounder · originalsnob

ZING!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you should submit the pic to ratemypoop.com A VERY CLASSY WEBSITE!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hmmm. i think that just cuz ur ghey doesnt make you skinny. they are skinny cuz they are like lilttle girls that care about their figure

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rocksupastarFounder ·

so THAT is why you have always been so thin.... ahhhh... i guess i am the manliest man ALIVE!!!!!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You remind me of Robin William's gay brother on Mrs. Doubtfire. LOL.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

"IM SOO HAAAAAAAAAAPPPYYYY"

lol that guys is hot....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

btw i made this up, but i wouldn't put it past anybody to do it

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

The lies and treachery must end!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

There is a "couple" that live down the street from me... they're like mid weight. One's a doctor actually, they act so ah hem traditional (if that's possible). So are flamers more likely to be thin than the more discreet?
This is confusing and disturbing.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

ew i think it's just because overweight gay men would be like the grossest thing ever and they would never get boyfriends becuase who wants a big fat gay boyfriend?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

HAHAHAHHAHHA "who wants a big fat gay boyfriend?" hahahha that just struck me so funny.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

the only reason gay guys aren't fat is because they're like every other girl.....they worry about their weight, appearance etc. whereas majority of real men, even though they do take care of themselves they don't make it most prominant in their lives.

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