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queer eye for the fat guy

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfreshFounder · Mar 8, 2005 · 234 views

there's this new weight loss program out. the premise is that most gay guys are not overweight, so that if you want to lose weight you should play for the pink team

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hunkpapap #8 hunkpapapOG 2003

From someone who works in a softer neighborhood, it is true and it isn't. There are some who are like the "trophy wife" and they have to look great for their companion. The other aspect is that it is part of the culture. I'm also not going to explain further because it makes me sound, well, like i have inside knowledge....

web-toedchloe #7 web-toedchloeOG 2001

This has nothing to do with gay people, but I lost 5 pounds last week! Yeah! I'm so excited.

thefunkyfresh #7.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

you should get the ol colon cleansing thing. according to mike you lose 20-40 pounds in one shot

of course this is mike talking so who knows how accurate that is

web-toedchloe #7.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Eww! Mike did it?! I don't think I could ever bring myself to do that.

rocksupastar #7.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

NO i did NOT do this, lol it costs like a billion dollars or something to do, and id rather just lose the weight the old fashion way thank you very much.

B
#7.1.2 brothermanOG 2004

What do they do shove a hose up your anus and suck out the junk?

originalsnob #7.1.2.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Colonics, Matt Damon, Casey, & Ben Affleck do that...but I thought they flushed in contrast to suck, lol .

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

either way, you have to be comfortable with someone, not only seeing your butthole, but putting a tube in it. not for the faint of heart. a lot of witnesses being hyper modest about such things wouldn't ever think of getting it done. if it gets more popular and you can get it at burger king along with a bacon cheddar ranch...then i might try it.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Yeah, it's flushing with warm water. It must be a horrible feeling. I don't even like talking to someone through the bathroom door when they're doing their business.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

OMG!!!! Seriously I think when you're behind that bathroom door you're the king and that is your throne... What you do during your reign, entirely your business. It makes me so edgy when people try and talk through the door or some people I know will even leave the door cracked (EWE) so they can contiune their conversation.

* I'm sure there's an exception regaurding married couples, or so I've heard, it's supposed to bea form flattery that one is THAT comfortable with their mate

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

No, I can't do it even with my husband.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

talk through the door, that is.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

eh, you get over it

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 beachbum

Eww! Never!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder web-toedchloe

yeah, im not much of a fan of the open bathroom door policy... I close and lock and turn the fan on, lol.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder rocksupastar

wow.... i dont even want to think about this...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder thefunkyfresh

dude, for anything, if im sick or puking or whatever, i just dont like people around me when im not feeling good either. ya know?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder rocksupastar

i find it ironic that this is in the "food" forums because its making me naseous

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder thefunkyfresh

WAHH im a baby, i cant handle talking about pooping... WAHHH

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 beachbum

i agree. it's not a big deal. i don't make a habit of it, but sometimes--it's ok.

thefunkyfresh #7.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

i lost five pounds this morning!!

OH!!!

rocksupastar #7.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

did you take a pic?

originalsnob #7.2.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Of???

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

what?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, dont worry about it, it was a joke

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

he he he

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

The original content of this post has been edited in the interest of protecting the innocent That's Hot

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

where'd u get that from?? no the joke was "i lost 5 pounds this morning" as in i took a 5 pound dump. but i didn't really. but i was joking that i did.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

nm, when Mike said did you take a picture... I was thinking more the legened of the turd in the toliet picture LOL I think I'll take your advice and not worry about it :P

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder originalsnob

ZING!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you should submit the pic to ratemypoop.com A VERY CLASSY WEBSITE!

malibu #6 malibuOG 2001

hmmm. i think that just cuz ur ghey doesnt make you skinny. they are skinny cuz they are like lilttle girls that care about their figure

rocksupastar #5 rocksupastarFounder

so THAT is why you have always been so thin.... ahhhh... i guess i am the manliest man ALIVE!!!!!

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#5.1 brothermanOG 2004

You remind me of Robin William's gay brother on Mrs. Doubtfire. LOL.

rocksupastar #5.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

"IM SOO HAAAAAAAAAAPPPYYYY"

lol that guys is hot....

thefunkyfresh #4 thefunkyfreshFounder

btw i made this up, but i wouldn't put it past anybody to do it

originalsnob #4.1 originalsnobOG 2004

The lies and treachery must end!

originalsnob #3 originalsnobOG 2004

There is a "couple" that live down the street from me... they're like mid weight. One's a doctor actually, they act so ah hem traditional (if that's possible). So are flamers more likely to be thin than the more discreet?
This is confusing and disturbing.

juicymango #2 juicymangoOG 2003

ew i think it's just because overweight gay men would be like the grossest thing ever and they would never get boyfriends becuase who wants a big fat gay boyfriend?

tesoro #2.1 tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHAHHAHHA "who wants a big fat gay boyfriend?" hahahha that just struck me so funny.

socalgal #1 socalgalOG 2003

the only reason gay guys aren't fat is because they're like every other girl.....they worry about their weight, appearance etc. whereas majority of real men, even though they do take care of themselves they don't make it most prominant in their lives.

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