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thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfreshFounder · May 23, 2005 · 187 views

Me and some other people were trying to come up with some band names the other day. After a while they just turned into jokes, but some had merit. Here's some of the ones we came up with:

Johnny Proper
Mezzo (it means half in italian)
The Brilliance

Then they just got silly:

Full Frontal Labotomy
Colonic
The Screaming Sphincters
Old Man Smitty and the Kid Touchers (or anything with "old man smitty" was just funny)
The Philosophical Phags

I'll try to think of some of the other ones, but in the meantime, even though it's been done before, let's hear some of your ideas for band names!

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B
#15 brotherOG 2004

I like some of these

The Sleepwalkers
Severed
Muir Unleavy
Peasant
Five Micah
Nutshell
Beads for Shamooka

thefunkyfresh #15.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

man, you're daaaark!

B
#14 brotherOG 2004

How about Hallow Righteous?

flomojopoanode #13 flomojopoanodeFounder

The Fuss Club
Marble Arbor

jp #12 jpOG 2003

if i ever have enough time and patience on my hands to learn to play some music and start a band, my band could be possibly named:

Halfway Decent
Anti-Seize Compound
Naturally Talented
Sticky Rice Warriors
Stagnant Swamp Spelunkers
Festering Boil Bandagers
Botched Colonoscopy
The Ambient Ambulators
Chapstick Romance
Elevator Music
The Supercharged Airport Moving Walkways
Ketchup Stopper (as opposed to Mustard Plug)
Rarely Under Control

beachbum #11 beachbumOG 2002

hahaha i kinda liked "old man smitty & the kid touchers" though i suppose you may leave your first show in a squad car for that one. but it would be great for publicity!

thefunkyfresh #11.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

we kinda went off on the whole "old man smitty" thing

old man smitty and the directors of the boy scouts of america
and so on and so forth

juicymango #10 juicymangoOG 2003

haha wow, there is a band on Chronix Radio right now, and their name is Slaves on Dope.

LOL

thefunkyfresh #9 thefunkyfreshFounder

sloppy seconds

think about it... the guy is announcing the next band: "everybody get ready for SLOPPY SECONDS!!!"

flomojopoanode #8 flomojopoanodeFounder

the not serious names:

Pipsqueak and the whistling dixies
Mongoose overload
Star loaf and the destroyers
Makin patties
Frittle Bit Nippers

the semi-serious names:
The Expedites
Jaunt
Disjointed
One day away

thefunkyfresh #8.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

HAHA!! i love the first one

iwz #8.2 iwz

lol @ Makin patties

that would be a great band name

yay #7 yayOG 2004

band #724
free pizza and beer

hunkpapap #6 hunkpapapOG 2003

Strawberry Frog
Every Little One

thefunkyfresh #5 thefunkyfreshFounder

how about:
The Front
The Blacklist
Johnny Proper and the Dapper Dan Band

fivezero #4 fivezeroOG 2003

The Beatles of Death Metal

rocksupastar #3 rocksupastarFounder

Up Close and Personal
Farthest View
Jaded Commentaries
Chainsaw and the Tree Huggers

hahah i dunno...

Blink183?

originalsnob #2 originalsnobOG 2004

The Covenant
Men On Bass
Tried & True (TNT)
Form of Denial
The History
Delinquent Behavior
Sunny's Delusion

iwz #1 iwz

The Uptastes!!!

thefunkyfresh #1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i almost... ALMOST typed "and please DONT mention the uptastes in this forum IAN!" lol

socalgal #1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

i thought it said "upstates"

rocksupastar #1.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

thats because you are a west coaster, and you cant read.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you know you're band name would be "wannabe OC"

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

nope its called mikeyjoe and the big booty posse

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahah. i like it.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you would, cause you are a member!

iwz #1.1.2 iwz

I will never stop until the band of my dreams is formed.

thefunkyfresh #1.1.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

lol!

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