Seinfeld
by Okay, almost everyone I know likes/loves seinfeld. I'd like to know which episodes are your favorites, and maybe we can talk about them, and remind each other of some really funny moments. You can use this http://www.seinology.com/epguide.shtml link to help you find the episode number if you wish. Anyway, I'll start.
I love, absolutely L O V E, episode 162, the one where Kramer gets the Marv Griffith Show Set in his apartment! Last time I saw it I almost died with laughter. Remember how George's girlfriend loves animals, and George keeps hurting/killing them? Oh man, it's such a great one!
Now you go!
OH! JUST A BONUS UPDATE TRIVIA
Did anyone realize that every episode starts out with "the", except for one.
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I like the one with that guy Jimmy who talks about himself in the third person.
conversation between george and his parents in "the sniffing acountant" episode-
Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
George: Next Friday, what time?
Frank: 2 o'clock.
George: That's my whole afternoon! I was going to look for sneakers.
Frank: You can look for sneakers the next day!
Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.
George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?
Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look.
Estelle: I am not giving him a bra.
Frank: Why not?
Estelle: Because I don't need him looking at my bra.
Frank: Why, so he'll go to the interview and he wouldn't know what he's talking about!?!
George: Do we have to...?
Frank: You don't even know what they're made from.
George: They are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Get out of here! Lycra-spandex?
Estelle: I think they are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Wanna bet? How much you wanna bet?
Estelle: I'm not betting!
Frank: Take a look.
Estelle: All right, I'll get a bra.
Frank: I don't know what the big problem is getting a bra?!
George: She doesn't want to get a bra.
Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.
George: All right, it wouldn't kill me.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about uhh the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C... the D. D's the biggest.
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
Estelle: Here, here's the bra.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: I told you. Here, think you know everything?
Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.
George: I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back.
Estelle: You got ketchup on it!
frank costanza is my favorite character in seinfeld. the arguments between him estell are classic.
FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The
rooster goes with the hen. So, WHO'S HAVIN' SEX WITH THE CHICKEN?
GEORGE: Why don't we talk about it another time.
FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a
chicken. Something's missing!
MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.
MR. ROSS: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
FRANK: THAT'S PERVERSE.
hahaha!
i love the junior mints one!
So I discovered that I love the sound of my own laugh while watching Seinfeld...doesn't even sound like me I laugh soooo hard! Uncle Leo maaaan he is the stuff.
This show was so great, i went to that site todd and watched all the SNL skits and actor bios. good stuff!
my favorite is the Soup Nazi. clearly that is the best one. no soup for you. come back one year!
I love the one that was on last night, with Kramer and the Kenny Rogers Roaster's Chicken and George and Elaine with that ridiculous Russian hat. I love the way George and Kramer switch apartments and lives. They do each other so well.
you mean jerry and kramer. yeah, that was great.
Bro.
MY favorite is the Parking Garage....."my FISH you have to help me save my fish"
oohh and the "can you spare a square" one and i think the other that made me CRY was where they thought jerry adn george were gay "not like there's anything wrong with it...."
Yes, everytime they mentioned someone was gay, "Not like there's anything wrong with that" sooo great because everyone soo does this.
oh yeah it was SO classic!
I have mentioned this spare a square episode while IN an actual stall...and had the lady next to me agree like "Oh YEAH, I remember that." SOoo funny because I was actually having my own conversation with a friend of mine LOL!
yeah, 162 was hilarous with the show set.
The other day I saw 63 or 64 (The Pilot) was on, but I didn't watch it, because I'd never seen it before and I had to go somewhere so I didn't want to see only half of it. But it was cool because it's about them shooting the pilot that George and Jerry pitched to NBC.
Anyway, I thought they should have got the Real Kramer that Jerry based the Seinfeld Kramer (played by Michael Richards) on, to play the "Pilot" Kramer.
A guy pretending to be a guy pretending to be a guy pretending to be him.
oh man! One of those Pilot episodes is hilarious. The scene with the executive producer or whatever....so awkward!
George, looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun! You quickly get the sense of it and look away!
oh, what about "the little Jerry", episode 145, where Kramer gets into cock fighting. He names his rooster, "little jerry". Ball of laughs.
Adopt-a-highway Comfort Lanes! lol
oh man, that one is SO FUNNY! Remember at the end, Kramer had to take the paint off the highway, so he used paint thinner, and something got stuck underneath Newman's postal truck, and it catches on fire! It's something like this--hilarious. And whatever Newman hit, it was metal, and significant to the whole episode. Seinfeld was a genius!
Was the blood involved in this one or another one? Where Kramer starts storing blood in Jerry's freezer and they're driving somewhere and the car overheats so he uses the blood.
ewwwww!!!! hahaha, I don't know, I don't remember that one!
OH yeah! I so remember this one. How 'bout George's house in the Hamptons?
haha cos the rates at the blood bank went up
hmm...i havent seen every episode. but some memorable ones are: 121-the rye, 137-the bizarro jerry, & 165-the apology (good/bad naked).
Ooo, tell me about each! Bizarro Jerry is so funny!
the rye bc bread snatching from an old lady is funny. (i hope im remembering that correctly.)
the bizarro jerry bc the concept is so true. you find friends that remind you of other friends and their friends remind you of someone else.
the apology for teaching me that there is bad naked.
episode 168--man fur, george's wallet, european carryall (which Friends totally copped)