RENO 911 , trigger happy tv

RENO 911 is the funniest show EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

Jones: "you were about to say something racist weren't you"
Trudy: "No actually I was about to say something in French, but now you ruined it and I won't say it"
Jones: "ok.."
Trudy: "Ok I'll say it. (says something in French)"
Jones: "What does that mean??"
Trudy: "That's what a robot would say, if he wanted bread"

now, tht is definately a great show. the new 'cast' takes a bit of getting used to. i like the painter who takes off for 'lunch'

the turtle crossing the road and the rabbit running past him is my favorite trigger happy prank EVER

i think i want cartman to be my child. watch out for charlies in the trees. hahah

ho-hum      

on the first episode of reno911 they had Jehovah's witness gag. two witnesses are walking down the street and the cops hop out of their car, draw their guns and shout for them to get on the ground. the witnesses fall down and the cops are telling them there's an APB for a couple of guys in suits prowling the neighborhood. the witnesses are all blubbering, saying "don't hurt us" and crap. the cops are still yelling at them saying "stop crying, stop crying" it's a hoot. then the cops just run off and get back in the car. when they drive away the one cop says "HAHA, APB my @$$" meaning there wasn't a call about two guys in suits prowling around--they just like to oppress witnesses. i laughed and then stopped laughing and then i laughed again just stop and never begin again. in the end i was left emotionally bereft.

haa, dan,remember you made chris from england bring you a trigger happy tv tape..and when you got it, everyone informed you that it is in the US on comedy central. haha

i love when they go up to old people in the park and say "sir, we've had someone of your description reportedly dancing in a lewd fashion. could you please refrain from doing that during daylight hours?"