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James Bond

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfreshFounder · Mar 24, 2005 · 95 views · ·

Personally I don't see how they could make SOO many movies about the same character. I mean yeah he's cool and all, but really all he has going for him is cool cars, gadgets, hot women, cheesy innuendos, and an english accent. How did this guy become such a money maker? Also, I think Sean Connory is the man and those Bond movies were great, but honestly... the new ones are just GAAAAAY. Pierce Brosnan wasn't even a bad Bond but the movies were just retarded (yeah I'm really buying that Denise Richards is a nuclear physicist). Regardless of all of this, it's pretty much a fact that James Bond will live forever, so the question is: who will be the next James Bond?

Personally, I think that Brad Pitt would be an awesome Bond. He's got everything that a James Bond needs, plus he's really good at doing accents. Jesse T suggested Clive Owen. What do you think?

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11 Comments

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i think clive owen would be an awesome james bond - he's british, he's not all like "cute", and he's a good driver. haha.

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

dude. he has to have black hair. can't be Brad Pitt.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

well i was listening to the ol radio the other day, and they said they came out with this new stuff called "hair dye"...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

HAHAHAHAHHA.... nice nice

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

well, I guess the question is: "would you still be in love with brad pitt if he died his hair black?"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

no the REAL question is, why are all the married men on ezabel threatened by my masculinity?

seriously, what's with all the gay jokes?

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rocksupastarFounder ·

its not that, its that we dont want your gaydom to get anywhere near us!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

no i think you guys are afraid i'm going to steal your wives

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rocksupastarFounder ·

sure, if you replace "steal our wives" with "grab our butts" then yes....

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i like all the jokes about it being chrismas in july when denise richards is in them.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you just want to see Brad Pitt and not feel like a fairy going to see a movie with him in it.... psst its ok... we know you think hes hot....

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