Mitch Hedberg
by Have you all heard of him? I have to give credit to Forreste for introducing him to Austin and I. He is absolutly hysterical. One of the funniest commedians I have ever heard. Unfortunatly, he recently died :-( but he has a few dvds and cds available...so check em out. Wejust recently got one cd...i have to tell the joke because i couldnt stop laughing...however, it might not be that funny in type....
I have a fan that oscillates, and when it does it looks like he's saying "NO". so i like to ask my fan things that he would say no to.
Do you keep my hair in place?
Do you keep my documents in order?
Do you have three settings? ......LIAR!
hahahaha i love it.
From the DVD...all i have to say is: SMACKY THE FROG.
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WOW.. his comedy central special is really hilarious and stuff, and then his CD is also hilarious but he just sounds WASTED and totally not with it
wow
downward spiral says what
LOL
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I dont want them to. Hey guys, wait up, i wanna hold one of you. And give you a leaf."
BAHAHAHAHA!
ahhhhhhhhhhh lovely i just downloaded his stuff
I love him
yea i cried when he died.. then stored all my tears in a jar and drank the sweat tears 2 weeks later.
yea that sounds weird.. but have you ever drank tears?
anyway .. all his jokes are stinkin' hilarious and his delivery is GOLD.
i love it.
keep you in your 16oz world
my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen bannana and i said no and then i thought that later i'd want a regular bannana so i said yes.
i went to the store the other day to buy a candleholder but they didnt have one so i bought a cake.
and i love the one about the doughnut and the receipt and the names that you give at a restaurant. "the duvays are missing, and they're hungry. that's a double whammy. bush : search party of two. you can eat once you find the duvays."
hahaha, oh yea. they're in someones trunk and HUNGRY! lol
lol, that's probably the funniest mitch hedberg joke I've ever seen!!!