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THE STUPID RETARD ISLAND

ilikebirds by ilikebirdsOG 2002 · Jul 25, 2005 · 216 views

OMG what a dumb movie.

Though... Since i'm not too critical.. it was worth a few wasted moments of your life to watch
some explosions and lots of nice cars getting destroyed.

Just dont think about the story line. At all.

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deanh77 #9 deanh77Founder

I rented. I liked it. yeah it had some plot holes. but I thought it was pretty decent for the action/sci-fi genre

thefunkyfresh #8 thefunkyfreshFounder

just watched this... missed in in theatres but me and todd have an 8 foot wide screen, surround sound, and subs so it was almost the same. it was entertaining, obviously with this kind of a movie there's gonna be plot holes but it was pretty suspenseful and scarlett johanson is hot so... yeah

fivezero #8.1 fivezeroOG 2003

c'mon! you didn't even say anything! try again tomorrow. this movie is coming up on my netflix list, i wanna know if i should bump it back.

thefunkyfresh #8.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i am kind of disturbed of the part where they were "operating" on the big black dude... that was so scary/sad to me

fivezero #8.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

ok, ok. i'll watch it. scarlette and the big black dude and more Michael Bay freeway chase scenes...i'm in. sci-fi is fun.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i usually don't like sci-fi at all, but this was more of just an action/suspense kind of movie

thefunkyfresh #8.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

scarlett johanson is hot, need i say more?

she sounds sexy when she talks but not when she yells

flomojopoanode #8.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

she's really sexy when she's not doing anything, or doing something. Like running. I don't think her face is allllllllllllllllll that, but total package is amazing. She kind of radiates a cool persona.

fivezero #8.2.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

circle gets the square

specialk #7 specialkOG 2003

I thought it was good. I mean, kinda long, but good. And Ewan.....well, just...you know.

Girls.....you understand, right? Hehehehe.

rocksupastar #7.1 rocksupastarFounder

oh i do....

fivezero #7.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

moho

rocksupastar #7.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

OHH, clever... i like it! 10 points for finding a loophole!!!

fivezero #6 fivezeroOG 2003

get real guys. check the track record of the director, Michael Bay. talentless hack!

thefunkyfresh #5 thefunkyfreshFounder

this movie must really be bad, tai isn't the kind of person to diss stuff

ilikebirds #5.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Wasn't a BAD movie. It was a stupid movie.
Entertaining.

Any movie that has a scene where two people yell out " no i'm the real one " .. is stupid

thefunkyfresh #5.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

HAHA! no they didnt...

ilikebirds #5.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude it went on for like 5 minutes.

"No i'm the real slim shady"
" no i am "
" NO.. look at me "
" yea look at his fakeness"
" nooooo i'm the reall slim shady "

yay yayOG 2004

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

yay #4 yayOG 2004

i want to touch your motherboard

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

this is disappointing.

D
#2 dgiaimoOG 2003

I kinda liked it. It reminded me strongly of Logan's Run in several scenes.

rocksupastar #1 rocksupastarFounder

but that girl is hot, no?

ilikebirds #1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh amazing. i want to have her babies

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